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An unattractive duck attempting to fit in with swans; metaphorically, someone who desperately wants to be part of a group they don't belong to and lacks the qualities to succeed. A self-aware putdown for wannabes.
A self-proclaimed holiday celebrated the Sunday before St. Patrick's Day, ostensibly to honor St. Patrick but really just an excuse to recover from weekend drinking and do it all over again. Group yelling of 'SNAKE SUNDAY!' is mandatory.
A euphemism for grooming one's pubic area—basically the way gym bros discuss personal hygiene without actually saying the quiet part out loud.
An elongated exclamation expressing shock, approval, or extreme impressiveness; the verbal equivalent of a dropped jaw requiring an impractical number of E's to properly convey amazement.
An overwhelmingly terrible smell, or the unfortunate talent for creating such a smell—it's the opposite of fresh and it announces itself before you do.
A mashup of 'shoe' and 'Jesus'—basically a footwear deity or a hilarious nickname for someone obsessed with kicks. It's the spiritual savior of sneaker culture.
To be extremely intoxicated or high, in a state of being completely out of it. Often used to describe the advanced stages of being under the influence where you're basically non-functional.
That weird high-pitched sound that exists in the sonic gray area between a squeak and a screech—annoying, loud, and impossible to ignore. The audio equivalent of nails on a chalkboard.
That terrifying moment when your brain misfires as you're drifting off, causing your entire body to twitch violently as if you've been attacked—jolting you awake in a panic and ruining any chance of sleep for another 20 minutes.
A young, physically capable transient who romanticizes homelessness as an anti-establishment lifestyle choice, typically adopting the aesthetic of anarchist activism while avoiding actual employment. They often travel in groups and claim poverty as political philosophy rather than circumstance.
When someone exaggerates or outright lies about their accomplishments and life experiences to make themselves sound cooler than they actually are. All talk, zero walk.
Yiddish slang for absolute nonsense and hot air—the word your grandmother used when she didn't believe a word you just said and wanted you to know it.
Jamaican and Caribbean slang for someone whose appearance is so unfortunate it's genuinely alarming—ugly to a degree that registers as almost disturbing.
The audio backbone of a film, game, or media property—the organized collection of music and sound that makes you cry, laugh, or jump in terror at the exact right moment. It's the reason you buy the vinyl even though you're streaming everything else.
A tongue-in-cheek way of saying you're doing absolutely nothing except watching TV all day—basically the laziest form of heroism known to humanity.
An exuberant, fabulous version of 'shenanigans'; mischief and tomfoolery delivered with extra glitter, attitude, and dramatic flair.
A Dairy Queen location that's perfectly pleasant during daylight hours but transforms into a genuinely sketchy parking lot after dark—basically soft serve with a side of adrenaline and questionable life choices.
A vehicle so decrepit, broken-down, and fundamentally unreliable that referring to it as a 'car' would be an insult to the word.
Skinny dipping's less commitment-phobic cousin—jumping into the water in your underwear instead of going completely nude, because clothes are negotiable but dignity isn't quite ready to retire yet.
To be shot so many times your body resembles that Swiss cheese full of holes. A grim visual metaphor from gang culture.
Someone living in the suburbs who dresses and acts like a hardcore gangster while their mom's SUV sits in the driveway.
The graffiti artist's version of spam—hitting the same location repeatedly with your signature (tag) until your name is inescapably everywhere. It's dedication through repetition and a surefire way to "get up" in street art circles.
In cartoons and comics, the wavy lines that float above something smelly—basically the visual shorthand for 'this reeks' without requiring actual stench-o-vision technology.
The superlative evolution of 'shiznit'—something so exceptionally excellent that conventional adjectives cannot contain it; peak awesomeness requiring extra syllables.