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A warning sign that someone or something is problematic, dangerous, or destined to end in emotional destruction. Originally a legitimate relationship warning, it's now used so loosely that breathing wrong is a red flag. The bar is underground at this point.
Something you think about with inexplicable frequency, stemming from the viral trend where women asked men how often they think about the Roman Empire (answer: disturbingly often). Now used for any recurring, oddly specific thought that occupies your brain.
When something or someone occupies your thoughts constantly without paying for the privilege. That song stuck in your head? Living rent free. Your ex? Rent free. That embarrassing thing you did in 2014? Penthouse suite, rent free, no plans to move out.
When a reply to a post gets more likes than the original post, indicating the original take was bad and the response was better. Getting ratioed is the digital equivalent of being publicly corrected by the entire internet at once. There is no comeback from a clean ratio.
A more politically correct way to say retarded.
rolling on the floor laughing
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Real Life Girl Friend
rolling on the floor laughing out loud
rolling on floor laughing and peeing my pants
rolling on the floor laughing my ass off
rolling on the floor laughing my ass off and peeing in my pants
rolling on the floor laughing my gay ass off
rolling on the f**king floor laughing my ass off
roll on the ground laughing
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World of Warcraft(WoW) players use RMP as shorthand for Rogue, Mage, Priest. This acronym describes a popular three-playerPvParena composition.
The tragically specific moment when an object falls from your possession directly into a puddle, instantly transforming from useful item to soggy disappointment. It's Murphy's Law in action, with extra water damage. The universe's way of reminding you that gravity and moisture are not your friends.
Riley is so gorgeous and so trustworthy and words can’t describe how perfect this girl is. If you ever have a riley in your life don’t ever think about leaving her cause she won’t leave you. She will always be there for you and always gives the vets advice honestly this girl is perfect and will always make you smile and laugh. She gets all the boys and the girls will always be her best friends some are jealous of her. Riley will give you everything she has to make you happy and won’t ask for anything in return if you don’t have a riley you should find one she’s the realist person ever and will always be there for you
A generally kind person with a great sense of humour and is a great person to be with. When he is your friend, he will often be protective, and has a very strong soul. He will defend you with your life. Even though he has quite the reckless spirit, Ruben will always help
A slang word used to describe attractive females from The Carribean mostly including girls from :Jamaica , Trinidad and Guyana Men that are attractive and from the Carribean are often referred to as Ribbeys or Ribboys These two words are usually used to describe Trinidadian , Guyanese or Jamaican boys
To have shrunken and shriveled testicles due to excessive ejaculation. Often experienced by chronic maturbators. Opposite of Scrot Bloat