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The romantic equivalent of being told "we'll keep your resume on file"—technically positive words that actually mean you've been permanently disqualified. It's the phrase deployed when someone sees you as a wonderful human being with zero romantic potential, relegating you to the role of emotional support while they date people with far less going for them. The friend zone's official motto.
Just Kidding Laughing Out Loud
a piece of shit sucks at football and gay
An amazing person that deserves better. Usually touch-starved, and has had their heart broken more than once. Jordans are really loyal, and won't leave your side- as long as you don't leave theirs. They're probably into some weird fandom that they rant to you about all the time. Probably surprisingly good at video games, secretly loves to read, and is really creative. Don't be afraid to ask them out; they're usually really approachable and will try to start a conversation with you. Bonus if they're part of the LGBTQ+ community in some way. Even if they insist they aren't, they probably are.
Handsome tattooed guy name Zeppy
A small, scraggly ponytail typically sprouting from the back of someone's head, favored by those who've done time or aspire to look like they have. It's the mullet's criminal cousin—business in the front, felony in the back. Often accompanied by questionable neck tattoos and a general air of "don't ask."
just as long as you don't leave me
just getting started
just to let you know
The acronym parodies the more popularFOMOacronym, which is used to lament when you miss something fun or important. JOMO is a familiar feeling for many introverts who often would like to just be left alone.
super awesome funny toh tiktoker, not only do they post toh they post amphibia too (my favorite ones are the dead marcy jokes)
July 27 national give someone your hoodie day
Feeling an immense amount of gender dysphoria or jealousy when looking specifically at Supernatural star Jensen Ackles bow legs. A play on words combining Jensen and gender
Judy is a person who is very short. Usually, she likes to complain about people's clothes and that they wear it every time even tho she wears her clothes all the time. She likes one shirt that looks like an article even tho nobody wants to read her. She has cats but she always wants this one cat that is a pet of this fine Lebanese boy born in ireland
Just f**king kidding
A totally amazing guy that cares about your every word. He tends to worry too much about you which is really sweet. He calls you beautiful instead of hot and he'll actually talk to you about your problems if no one else will. He actually cares about your feelings and fears. He tells you he loves you at least once a day. He is altogether a really great guy.
Social media users commonly refer to U.S. Federal Reserve chair Jerome Powell as J-Pow. J-Pow acquired this nickname in the spring of 2020, when his office began taking action to mitigate the economic impact of thecovidpandemic.
a bad bitch. all her ex boyfriends usually hate her, she is rude at times and is not afraid to say what she thinks about anyone at anytime. she usually has a best friend who she would ride for and die for. many think she is the G.O.A.T
The art and language of professional jargon — specialized terminology, buzzwords, and insider lingo used across industries to sound authoritative, signal expertise, or obscure simple ideas behind complex-sounding language.
Rudest and shortest people are Born this month. They like to bully amazing funny teen girls for nothing. They also think selena gomez has nice boobs.
Just ejaculated on my keyboard
Just chilling at the house
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