schizenboxen

Definition

A vehicle so decrepit, broken-down, and fundamentally unreliable that referring to it as a 'car' would be an insult to the word.

Example Usage

That schizenboxen barely made it to the highway before the transmission started making sounds that should only come from a dying animal.

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