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British slang for teasing or making fun of someone, delivered with that specific brand of good-natured mockery that only works if you're actually close enough to get away with it.
A state of being so profoundly high on marijuana that you're practically levitating alongside the actual birds in the sky.
An mysterious, commanding woman whose force of personality is so strong that you're genuinely unsure whether she's real or just a living legend—usually the one everyone gravitates toward in a room.
An extinct early-2000s subculture of goth-inflected teens identifiable by teased hair, excessive eyeliner, and devotion to emo bands—basically an endangered species that peaked around 2010.
British slang for wet dog feces—the unfortunate result when rainfall meets canine digestive systems. A polite regional euphemism for something far more unpleasant than the word itself suggests.
When someone's dental situation features more gaps than actual teeth—you know, some are here and some are there.
Buttocks that lack definition or shape, basically the opposite of whatever fitness goal someone's actually chasing.
A double-wide sleeping bag engineered specifically to contain both the evidence and the noise of intimate activities—plausible deniability from parents sold separately.
A state of complete disarray, damage, or dysfunction; when something becomes thoroughly, irreparably messed up through rough treatment or sheer neglect.
A nickname for someone who smokes weed so habitually that it becomes their defining characteristic and the main thing their friends know about them.
A drinking game where contestants pass a melting ice cube mouth-to-mouth until it falls or liquifies, with the loser buying rounds; Russian roulette but the only casualty is your dignity and wallet.
Someone who spectacularly botches the national anthem live on television, complete with improvised lyrics, uncomfortable pauses, and the kind of cringe that trends nationwide for weeks afterward.
A time-honored rural prank where city folk are handed a pillowcase and led into the wilderness to 'catch' a fictitious bird that doesn't actually exist—a masterclass in gullibility and wasted effort.
Someone who's sexually adventurous and promiscuous but somehow maintains genuine respect and social status through sheer personality and authenticity. They've transcended the 'slut' label because people actually like and respect them as a person.
To simultaneously smoke marijuana and drink beer (acronym: Smoke A Bowl, Slam A Beer). The dubious recreational strategy for achieving maximum intoxication while maintaining minimum efficiency.
A tragic miscalculation in intestinal physics where you confidently release gas, only to discover your digestive system had other plans; nature's cruel reminder that the anus is a liar.
A suspiciously innocent-looking burlap sack containing illegal drugs that's supposed to survive police inspection by appearing to be harmless groceries instead of contraband.
Bitter, resentful, or passive-aggressively sharp-tongued—the internet's favorite descriptor for someone whose feelings got hurt and they've decided to broadcast their indignation with maximum emotional intensity. A term that perfectly captures the unspoken rule: if you're going to lose, do it loudly and online.
An exclamation of unbridled excitement and anticipation; the verbal equivalent of your hype meter hitting maximum capacity right before something awesome happens.
A fraudulent scheme designed by someone with the ethics of an expired coupon. The noun form of deception, a deal that sounds too good to be true because it absolutely is.
A meaningless suffix slapped onto random words to create ironic humor or sound intentionally ridiculous—it's the verbal equivalent of a dad joke, except younger people do it and somehow they own it better.
An inside-joke call-out used to get your friend's attention from across the room; the verbal equivalent of a secret whistle only your crew understands.
The adjectival form of "sus" (suspicious), used to describe anyone or anything giving off sketchy, untrustworthy, or decidedly questionable vibes that set off your internal alarm.
An older woman of modest financial means who radiates bitterness toward you and everyone around you while pretending to be wealthier and more important than she actually is—basically the anti-sugar mama.