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A melodramatic, poorly written poem penned by a heartbroken twenty-something guy who treats minor romantic setbacks like existential crises. Think overwrought metaphors about pain, bourbon, and the meaninglessness of existence—written at 2 AM with questionable spelling.
When someone continuously bothers you, throws shade, or disrespects you from a distance. It's the metaphorical equivalent of someone getting under your skin repeatedly with negativity.
A euphemism for grooming one's pubic area—basically the way gym bros discuss personal hygiene without actually saying the quiet part out loud.
To keep things relaxed and chill, borrowed from Indonesian slang. Perfect for when you need to shed your productivity guilt and embrace doing absolutely nothing.
A blank notebook or journal passed around among friends where each person writes personal messages, comments, or ratings about the person whose book it is, typically rating them on various attributes. Slam books were especially popular in middle and high schools before social media.
Describes something, usually music or food, that's exceptionally good. When something hits so hard you need a word more aggressive than 'good' but less committed than 'life-changing.'
The serial flake in your friend group who treats plans like suggestions and "see you at 8" like a rough draft. This person has elevated backing out at the last minute to an art form, leaving you sitting at the restaurant alone wondering why you still answer their texts. Can be used as both a noun (the person) and a verb (the act of flaking).
Someone who is unsure/questioning whether or not they are asexual (aka ace).
A descriptor for someone extraordinarily beautiful and charismatic, with an emotional depth paired with a cool exterior. Basically a human firework of contradictions.
Short for 'smoke up'—a group activity involving the communal consumption of cannabis joints. It's the organized gathering of people ready to get elevated together.
A self-proclaimed holiday celebrated the Sunday before St. Patrick's Day, ostensibly to honor St. Patrick but really just an excuse to recover from weekend drinking and do it all over again. Group yelling of 'SNAKE SUNDAY!' is mandatory.
That terrifying moment when your brain misfires as you're drifting off, causing your entire body to twitch violently as if you've been attacked—jolting you awake in a panic and ruining any chance of sleep for another 20 minutes.
In cartoons and comics, the wavy lines that float above something smelly—basically the visual shorthand for 'this reeks' without requiring actual stench-o-vision technology.
The hypothetical act of evicting arachnids from your home so thoroughly they'll need a restraining order to come back. Think of it as witness protection for your house, but the spiders are the criminals getting relocated.
Meaning you're deep in sand.
A devastating verbal takedown or rap battle victory so quick and merciless that the opponent never sees it coming. Like assassinating someone's credibility before they even knew they were in danger.
Homeless person, not quite outcast enough to have resorted to sleeping under bridges, prefering instead to use up the hospitality of everyone they know in turn.
stepping out for a smoke
A person aged 18-24 who's legally classified as an adult but whose survival skills suggest they'd be completely lost without parental intervention; technically grown, practically helpless.
British slang for a cigarette, originating from 1991 Manchester rave culture where someone's vivid (possibly drug-induced) observation noted the resemblance between a lit cigarette end and a glowing electric stove element. A term that's charmingly specific to a very particular time and place.
when a reciever in football makes a spactacular catch.
A subtweet is atweetthat is about someone but doesn't explicitly mention them. People use subtweets when they want to discuss someone without bringing the conversation to their attention. For example, a user who wants to rag on Elon Musk may post "EMusk has just about run Twitter into the ground, but here I am anyway."
A sarcastic way of saying someone is not particularly bright or quick-witted. It's the verbal equivalent of a dull blade—blunt and ineffective.
A meaningless suffix slapped onto random words to create ironic humor or sound intentionally ridiculous—it's the verbal equivalent of a dad joke, except younger people do it and somehow they own it better.