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A cheeky, British-style euphemism for someone who's a bit of a wanker or habitual masturbator—basically a polite yet cutting way to call someone out without being explicitly crude.
Extremely intoxicated to the point of being non-functional, combining 'shit-faced' and 'drunk' into one gloriously blunt descriptor. When you're so wasted that your coordination and judgment have both checked out.
A statistician; statist
To do or say something with a great amount of determination and purpose but it really makes absolutely no difference and furthers no goal or greater outcome.
A person that you like in which you keep on the side, A really close friend.If you get called a side boo you must be pretty important.
when a reciever in football makes a spactacular catch.
same, old, boring s**t
Shut the f**k up or get the f**k out.
Snowpocalypse is a weather event that produces a lot of snow, and possibly wind and cold, creating the feeling that the world is about to end ("snow" and "apocalypse"). For example, if the weather forecast calls for a fierce blizzard, you might warn your friends, "Stay inside during the snowpocalypse!"
Following roughly the same trajectory aswicked, sick began being used to mean "cool" sometime around the 1980s. In the 80s and 90s, sick was most often used by skaters, surfers, and teenagers. Many people think skaters are primarily responsible for sick's additional definition, which arose from skaters using the term to describe mindblowing cool tricks that others needed to be "sick in the head" to attempt.
any combination of sperm and saliva
A female or male that you fuck then forget, not filling, holds you till you find a meal.
A delightfully nonsensical word for being stuck in a messy, complicated situation where nothing's going right. It's the linguistic equivalent of a Rube Goldberg machine made of inconveniences. Perfect for when "predicament" sounds too formal and "clusterfuck" is too aggressive.
A euphemistic code word for an illegal drug lab, because nothing says "chemistry education" quite like cooking methamphetamine in a trailer. This term allows dealers to discuss their illicit manufacturing operations while maintaining plausible deniability in casual conversation. Popular among those who probably should have paid more attention in actual science class.
An exclamation expressing surprise, shock, or sudden realization, serving both positive and negative contexts. It's 'damn' wearing a party hat, ready to react to whatever life throws at you.
A classic '90s Wayne's World-era expression of excitement or attraction, usually accompanied by an imaginary guitar riff. Essentially the verbal equivalent of cartoon eyes popping out of your head when you see someone attractive. Still deployed ironically by millennials trying to relive their glory days.
A reference to the ultra-violent 1991 Hong Kong prison film known for its over-the-top gore and dismemberment scenes. To "go Story of Ricky" on someone means threatening extreme physical violence, usually in jest. The film has achieved cult status for being so ridiculously bloody it loops back to comedy.
A blend of 'sketchy' and 'sleazy'—describing something or someone that's dubious, dirty, and generally untrustworthy. Skeevy vibes all around.
The exclamation you involuntarily make when you spot an animal with an unexpected hole in it—basically the internet's way of describing that specific, bizarre moment of animal-related confusion. It's onomatopoeia for "what the hell is happening?"
Something that's incredibly lame, disappointing, or uncool—when you want to express disdain for something's overall wackness and general lack of appeal.
see you at the party
the only activity men and women truly do, together.
A casual greeting asking "What's up?" or "How are you?" Often used in laid-back conversation to check in with someone without expecting a detailed response.
A politically charged insult referring to capitalists and those who profit from economic systems; basically what revolutionary types call wealthy business owners during heated debates.