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Short for 'smoke up'—a group activity involving the communal consumption of cannabis joints. It's the organized gathering of people ready to get elevated together.
A tongue-in-cheek way of saying you're doing absolutely nothing except watching TV all day—basically the laziest form of heroism known to humanity.
A creature from Glasgow folklore featuring purple skin, comically long index fingers, and a disturbing habit of hiding on ceilings to terrify children into psychological trauma.
The hypothetical act of evicting arachnids from your home so thoroughly they'll need a restraining order to come back. Think of it as witness protection for your house, but the spiders are the criminals getting relocated.
the act of being screamed upon and cremated simultaneously
wet, smelly , hairy pussy
Songcycle is the phenomenon experienced when a person repeatedly thinks of a song or refrain of music, perhaps in spite of efforts not to think of the song or refrain of music. The person may find himself humming or singing the song or refrain of music without intending to.
A female or male that you fuck then forget, not filling, holds you till you find a meal.
A euphemistic code word for an illegal drug lab, because nothing says "chemistry education" quite like cooking methamphetamine in a trailer. This term allows dealers to discuss their illicit manufacturing operations while maintaining plausible deniability in casual conversation. Popular among those who probably should have paid more attention in actual science class.
when a reciever in football makes a spactacular catch.
The SCM drink is one of the most popular fall drink offerings, along withPSLandPSF. It consists of espresso, milk, mocha sauce, and toffee nut syrup. The drink is also topped with whipped cream, caramel drizzle, raw sugar, and sea salt.
A subtweet is atweetthat is about someone but doesn't explicitly mention them. People use subtweets when they want to discuss someone without bringing the conversation to their attention. For example, a user who wants to rag on Elon Musk may post "EMusk has just about run Twitter into the ground, but here I am anyway."
Stashing is when a person dates someone but doesn't publicly acknowledge the relationship. The name comes from how people and animals stash items to hide them.
Meaning you're deep in sand.
A blend of 'sketchy' and 'sleazy'—describing something or someone that's dubious, dirty, and generally untrustworthy. Skeevy vibes all around.
A melodramatic, poorly written poem penned by a heartbroken twenty-something guy who treats minor romantic setbacks like existential crises. Think overwrought metaphors about pain, bourbon, and the meaninglessness of existence—written at 2 AM with questionable spelling.
An exclamation of extreme excitement or admiration, used when something is surprisingly awesome or someone is undeniably attractive. The verbal equivalent of double-taking.
Homeless person, not quite outcast enough to have resorted to sleeping under bridges, prefering instead to use up the hospitality of everyone they know in turn.
any combination of sperm and saliva
The grand total of money you dropped on a good time and are now semi-regretting. It's like a receipt for your life choices, but somehow worse when you actually do the math.
The exclamation you involuntarily make when you spot an animal with an unexpected hole in it—basically the internet's way of describing that specific, bizarre moment of animal-related confusion. It's onomatopoeia for "what the hell is happening?"
A family-friendly substitute for 'shit' when you want to curse without actually swearing. Perfect for when you need the emotional release of a profanity without getting in trouble.
When someone continuously bothers you, throws shade, or disrespects you from a distance. It's the metaphorical equivalent of someone getting under your skin repeatedly with negativity.
An overwhelmingly terrible smell, or the unfortunate talent for creating such a smell—it's the opposite of fresh and it announces itself before you do.