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A hilariously crude way to announce you're heading to the bathroom to urinate—because 'going to take a leak' wasn't juvenile enough.
A wild, alcohol-fueled party (usually a wedding) with so much casual hookup activity that multiple couples announce pregnancies nine months later—essentially an accidental fertility festival.
A professional liar who monetizes deception—the digital con artist wearing a fake Amazon customer service badge. Experts at separating you from your money through elaborate schemes that would impress a novelist.
A relationship that exists exclusively in Snapchat's ephemeral bubble—all late-night streaks and occasional snaps, but zero real-world commitment or interaction.
Any liquid concoction designed to knock you out faster than your embarrassing high school yearbook photo—whether it's NyQuil, melatonin shots, or a chamomile tea that tastes like sadness. The goal is simple: chug it, pass out, wake up wondering why your throat hurts.
A borrowed t-shirt from last night's romantic adventure; the socially acceptable get-home outfit when you absolutely cannot rewear yesterday's clothes without experiencing maximum embarrassment.
The euphemistic name for late-night adult anime programming blocks on Cartoon Network—a cozy window for 'artistic' content before the watershed.
Someone irrevocably attracted to androgynous or gender-ambiguous characters, particularly from video games and media—basically a connoisseur of characters whose gender presentation is delightfully unclear.
Crude slang for taking an impressively large bowel movement—the kind that coils up in the toilet like a dog's contribution to nature.
A discount-obsessed haggler convinced they can negotiate a $700 monitor down to $200 through sheer audacity and lowball persistence—where confidence and delusion intersect at the checkout counter.
Argentine slang for acting foolishly or being completely dumb; the Spanish-language equivalent of calling someone an absolute airhead.
The uncontrollable compulsion to correct someone's wrong information on the internet, leading to sleep deprivation, poor hygiene, and forgotten meals until the argument is somehow 'resolved.'
A person aged 18-24 who's legally classified as an adult but whose survival skills suggest they'd be completely lost without parental intervention; technically grown, practically helpless.
The overwhelming cool-factor and unearned confidence exuded after pulling off something impressive while visibly covered in sweat; peak coolness meets moisture.
Teenagers from the late 2000s who fully committed to the emo/alternative aesthetic—think gravity-defying hair, excessive eyeliner, skinny jeans, and absolute certainty they invented cool.
A person who kills the vibe by being boring, negative, or refusing to participate in fun; the party pooper's even-more-insufferable cousin.
An emphatic, amped-up version of 'squad' that serves as both a battle cry of loyalty and a name for your crew. Deploy it when declaring solidarity with your friends or when you need to sound extra hyped.
That frustrated, incoherent rage-mumble you unleash when you're so angry you can't form actual words. A StreamerSpeak expression of pure, unfiltered fury made famous by gaming content creators.
A free-spirited party girl who's always game for adventure, brings chaotic good energy wherever she goes, and refuses to apologize for having fun.
A creature from Glasgow folklore featuring purple skin, comically long index fingers, and a disturbing habit of hiding on ceilings to terrify children into psychological trauma.