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An older woman of modest financial means who radiates bitterness toward you and everyone around you while pretending to be wealthier and more important than she actually is—basically the anti-sugar mama.
An exclamation of unbridled excitement and anticipation; the verbal equivalent of your hype meter hitting maximum capacity right before something awesome happens.
A hilariously crude way to announce you're heading to the bathroom to urinate—because 'going to take a leak' wasn't juvenile enough.
A fraudulent scheme designed by someone with the ethics of an expired coupon. The noun form of deception, a deal that sounds too good to be true because it absolutely is.
An emphatic, amped-up version of 'squad' that serves as both a battle cry of loyalty and a name for your crew. Deploy it when declaring solidarity with your friends or when you need to sound extra hyped.
The uncontrollable compulsion to correct someone's wrong information on the internet, leading to sleep deprivation, poor hygiene, and forgotten meals until the argument is somehow 'resolved.'
A hairstyle where the hair is gathered and tied to one side of the head rather than at the center back, typically worn at shoulder height or lower. This look was particularly iconic in the 1980s and 1990s as a casual, playful alternative to center ponytails.
Someone who spectacularly botches the national anthem live on television, complete with improvised lyrics, uncomfortable pauses, and the kind of cringe that trends nationwide for weeks afterward.
A mid-2000s youth subculture defined by emotionally dramatic aesthetics: multi-colored hair, impossibly tight band t-shirts, excessive product, and a general aura of misunderstood angst. Scene kids were basically emo's flashier, vain cousins who were deeply committed to looking as impractical as possible.
A username or alias used to identify a user online, particularly on instant messaging platforms and chat services. It serves as a pseudonym that masks the user's real identity while communicating in digital spaces.
A 1692 historical event in Massachusetts where mass hysteria and accusation led to the execution of 20 people for witchcraft—now commonly used as a modern metaphor for any irrational public panic, witch hunts, or McCarthyism where innocent people get destroyed by baseless accusations. It's history's most cautionary tale about the dangers of believing teenagers having dramatic episodes.
A playful portmanteau of 'sewing' and 'society' referring to a civilization heavily dependent on textile manufacturing and hand-stitching. It's what you call a culture where needle and thread are still essential despite modern manufacturing.
The graffiti artist's version of spam—hitting the same location repeatedly with your signature (tag) until your name is inescapably everywhere. It's dedication through repetition and a surefire way to "get up" in street art circles.
An inside-joke call-out used to get your friend's attention from across the room; the verbal equivalent of a secret whistle only your crew understands.
A gooey, often neon-colored toy or craft material made from polyvinyl acetate glue, borax, and water that can be stretched, squeezed, and molded in endless ways. Slime became a massive fad in the 2010s and remains popular as both a commercial product and DIY craft.
A young man who rejects traditional masculinity in favor of emotional vulnerability, artistic interests, and nurturing behavior, often associated with indie music culture and alternative fashion.
According to what is generally believed, claimed, or expected to be true, though often with skepticism implied. Suggests doubt about the accuracy of a widely-held assumption or reported fact.
A wild, alcohol-fueled party (usually a wedding) with so much casual hookup activity that multiple couples announce pregnancies nine months later—essentially an accidental fertility festival.
Any liquid concoction designed to knock you out faster than your embarrassing high school yearbook photo—whether it's NyQuil, melatonin shots, or a chamomile tea that tastes like sadness. The goal is simple: chug it, pass out, wake up wondering why your throat hurts.
A borrowed t-shirt from last night's romantic adventure; the socially acceptable get-home outfit when you absolutely cannot rewear yesterday's clothes without experiencing maximum embarrassment.
The overwhelming cool-factor and unearned confidence exuded after pulling off something impressive while visibly covered in sweat; peak coolness meets moisture.
A bar so overrun with men and so critically short on women that it feels like a sausage-fest disaster. The gender ratio is so skewed it's basically a literal wave of dudes.
Intelligent, quick-witted, or showing good judgment; capable of learning and understanding things quickly. Can also mean stylish or fashionable in appearance.
The euphemistic name for late-night adult anime programming blocks on Cartoon Network—a cozy window for 'artistic' content before the watershed.