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A musician who plays the saxophone and is simultaneously envied and mocked by other band members—especially trumpet players who can't hide their jealousy. Saxophonists are the cool-but-nerdy royalty of the orchestra.
A crusty, mucus-laden tissue that's seen better days—basically the grossest possible tissue you can imagine. If boogers had a warning label, this would be it.
To keep things relaxed and chill, borrowed from Indonesian slang. Perfect for when you need to shed your productivity guilt and embrace doing absolutely nothing.
That unpleasant state where your ass is so sweaty it transcends regular perspiration and becomes its own humid microclimate. A portmanteau of 'sweat' and 'ass' that perfectly captures summer leather-couch discomfort.
South Australian slang for the decidedly unglamorous act of picking your nose, a term that's somehow more colorful than the actual activity it describes.
That sneaky smell that disappears and then mysteriously returns to haunt you—or a person who overstays their welcome and lingers like a bad odor.
An exasperated movie-quote exclamation borrowed from 'A Christmas Story,' deployed when something you were genuinely excited about spectacularly falls through like a greased turkey.
Someone who commands such intellectual or physical dominance that peers treat them with reverential awe, naturally assuming leadership positions in any group. It's basically the human equivalent of a final boss—undefeatable and worthy of worship.
Substitute Fiction—artistic creations that heavily project the creator's personality, beliefs, and emotions, often using existing intellectual property as a foundation. Includes fan art, fan fiction, OCs, and everything in between.
Being completely emotionally controlled by someone romantically unavailable—all the desperation, zero of the actual benefits (if you catch the drift). It's the saddest middle ground between simping and actually landing your person.
A bar so overrun with men and so critically short on women that it feels like a sausage-fest disaster. The gender ratio is so skewed it's basically a literal wave of dudes.
The noble act of collecting all your roach remnants and rolling them into one final, desperate blunt. Peak stoner resourcefulness.
Someone who possesses genuine swagger and confidence without feeling the need to constantly advertise it—the moment they start bragging about their swag, they've lost swagatron status. It's the paradox of cool: true confidence is quiet.
The ancient art of spreading rumors and dragging people down when you've got too much free time and too little purpose—whether the target is your enemy, your friend, or a total stranger. It's what people with no hobbies do instead of developing actual interests.
A fictional Australian currency system earned through petty crime and neighborhood mischief, where 1 cred equals approximately 42 Australian cents. Redeemable at arcade kiosks for stickers, rub-on tattoos, and bootleg Marvel action figures.
A zen master of doing absolutely nothing while somehow still having the time of their life—the ultimate professional lounger who's perfected the art of productive laziness.
A term coined from deceptive online moderator behavior—faking identity, dodging questions, and weaponizing power when confronted. It's what happens when someone builds a house of lies and then flips the table when you knock on the door.
A person in an advanced state of intoxication, wobbling through life with questionable decision-making skills. The kind of drunk that makes questionable TikToks or suddenly thinks they're a philosopher.
Summer school—the academic purgatory for students who partied harder than they studied. A thinly veiled insult suggesting attendees are generally stoners or underachievers facing remedial consequences.
A playful jab at someone who kills the vibe by taking a joke or lighthearted comment too seriously, turning fun banter into an awkward lecture.
A clever conversational shortcut that acknowledges an awkward historical scandal associated with someone or something, then immediately moves on so it doesn't derail your actual point. Coined by Pete Holmes as a way to preemptively shut down that inevitable tangent.
A person who's not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed, yet somehow manages to be your perfect soulmate—a beautiful contradiction wrapped in questionable life choices.
A nickname for an adorably fluffy, soft, and sweet dog—basically any pup that's so cute you can't help but baby-talk at them. It's the sound a dog makes when you can't resist squishing their face.
The transcendent happiness achieved by embracing your saucy, spirited, and irreverently humorous self. It's enlightenment through attitude and witty sass.