self pollinator

Definition

A cheeky, British-style euphemism for someone who's a bit of a wanker or habitual masturbator—basically a polite yet cutting way to call someone out without being explicitly crude.

Example Usage

He's a proper self pollinator if you ask me.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=self%20pollinator&defid=11371178)

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