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Dungeons & Dragons slang for individuals influenced by other planes of existence in the multiverse, often explaining extraordinary abilities or peculiar characteristics. It's the fantasy RPG way of saying someone's on a different wavelength—literally.
An oddly affectionate slang term for someone's house that reduces their entire dwelling to its most basic building materials. Not necessarily insulting, just aggressively literal. Best used when you want to sound like a construction foreman complimenting someone's home.
To be arrested by police, typically for driving under the influence. A euphemism for getting caught by law enforcement during a night of poor decisions.
An awesome guy that rides aroud in a Pope mobile because he got shot. He actually went to prison and personally forgave the guy that shot him. Thats love.
pretty hot and tasty
parent looking over my shoulder
The art of doing literally everything except the one thing you're supposed to be doing, while maintaining the illusion of productivity. You'll alphabetize your spice rack, reorganize your desk, and color-code your closet—all to avoid starting that actual important task. It's procrastination's way of wearing a business suit.
A pseudo-scientific measure of your current anger level, ranging from mildly annoyed to 'someone's getting hurt if they breathe near me.' Combines pissed + toxicity for maximum rage quantification.
The very thing a lot of people these days are. Poor people can hardly get by because they have no money, clothes, or food. & hardly a place to live sometimes.
A phrase used to insult friends in unprofanitive way when you are near an adult
Put me on your story
In gaming, PP means "pause please." It is a quick way to ask the other player(s) in a multiplayer game if they can pause the game before continuing further.
Noun: (1) The inflammation of my foot in your ass. Noun: (2) A disease in which the inflammation of the rectum is caused by a foot being shoved into it. Usually caused by an ass whooping.
Someone that sleeps with a lot of boys within a short period of time and has a roster of sneaky links at one time
Angry people use PMO to stand for "pissed me off." When someone includes this acronym in a chat, text, or social media message, it means they'rebig madabout something.
Characterized by allowing others to take advantage of you, make decisions for you, or treat you poorly without standing up for yourself or your rights. The opposite of assertive, and often to your own detriment.
The grimy, dirt-caked condition your feet develop after spending an entire day barefoot. Named after the disturbingly authentic pirate animatronics in the Disney ride.
When a Toe Headed Kid grows into a Brilliant, freakishly handsome man with quick wit, amazing taste in a wife and uncontrollable gas year round.
parents are watching
Poormouthing is a slang term that refers to a person complaining about not having money when he actually does. It is commonly done to elicit sympathy from others and/or to get out of paying for things such as a restaurant bill or movie tickets.
Managers who are worried that theirWFHworkers aren't actually working are suffering from productivity paranoia. While these managers' employees are logging the same hours and completing tasks just as effectively as they did in-office, the managers just don't trust those metrics ...
The inadvisable practice of deliberately delaying a bowel movement despite urgent biological signals, theoretically to enhance the eventual satisfaction of finally using the bathroom. It's a high-stakes game of chicken between your sphincter and your willpower, where the reward is supposedly a better bathroom experience but the risk is catastrophic failure. Truly, humans will gamify anything.
Someone who makes a complete fool of themselves through their own antics or ridiculous behavior. Think of it as the verbal equivalent of walking into a glass door—entirely self-inflicted.
A vowel-optional plea for assistance typed with the linguistic enthusiasm of someone who discovered delete keys. Gen-Z's greatest contribution to spelling chaos, now mandatory in every workplace Slack.