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If someone you're chatting with sends you PIR, it means there are other people in the room with them. Those people might be able to read your conversation, so you should be careful about what you send.
an old~time Fancy umbrella, maybe with lace & highly decorated; it's used to shield oneself from the sun or as part of a fancy dress~up outfit.
Someone that sleeps with a lot of boys within a short period of time and has a roster of sneaky links at one time
Everyones favorite be-masked co-worker at CollegeHumor. He wears a white mask, a top hat, and a long beige/brownish trenchcoat. Usually referred to as "Phantom".
When you make a girl grow out her sideburns until they are the size of Martin Van Buren's, and then you use them as handles for when she sucks your dick while eating peppermint candy.
A place you go when you don't want anybody to know where you're at. (puck-er-bush-nob)
The mysteriously synchronized time when herds of animals all decide to defecate simultaneously, as if responding to some invisible biological alarm clock. A phenomenon familiar to anyone who works with livestock or has multiple pets.
A deliberately goofy response to 'What's up?' that means you're doing absolutely nothing of importance. It's the culinary cousin of 'Netflix and chill' but without any subtext—just pure, wholesome loafing. Popular among people who think dad jokes are the height of comedy.
Factory-distressed denim that comes with manufactured authenticity, removing all the street cred from what used to be battle scars earned through actual adventures. These mass-produced "rebel" pants let you cosplay as someone with an interesting life without the hassle of actually living one.
A 19th-century New York term for a snitch or informer, because apparently even Victorian-era gangsters needed adorable euphemisms for rats. The word predates "snitch" and "narc" by decades, proving that every generation has needed creative ways to describe the guy who can't keep his mouth shut. Historical trash-talking at its finest.
A gender-neutral term for your parent's sibling, because "aunt or uncle" is so binary and verbose. It's the portmanteau nobody asked for but some people desperately needed, combining "parent" and "sibling" into one tidy package. Perfect for when you want to sound inclusive or just really enjoy making up words that confuse older relatives at Thanksgiving.
That one friend in every group who mysteriously never has cash but swears they're "good for it" with the confidence of someone who definitely isn't. Their wallet is a graveyard of declined credit cards and broken promises, yet they somehow maintain an unshakeable belief that next time will be different. Also known as the person you're always Venmo-requesting with increasingly passive-aggressive emojis.
To arrive at a location, usually with the implication that you're about to make an entrance worth noticing. It's the verbal equivalent of announcing your presence before you actually show up. Originally street slang, now used by everyone from rappers to your mom asking if you're coming to Thanksgiving.
The art of claiming virginity status despite empirical evidence to the contrary. This involves confidently asserting your innocence while everyone who knows your history quietly exchanges knowing glances. It's like claiming you've never seen Game of Thrones after hosting weekly viewing parties for three seasons.
Someone, typically a woman, who puts down other women to gain male approval or seem unique. The person who thinks denigrating their own gender makes them special, when it really just makes them exhausting.
FOREPLAY. The art of placing your tongue in a female's ass and stimulating it for penetration and licking inside and around the anus immediately after she has taken a shit to give sexual pleasure.
Test taken to prove that a man is either the father or not the father of a child. ( see Maury show)
pissing in my pants laughing
piss my f**king self laughing
While the acronym PITA might make you think of a delicious, yeast-leavened flatbread, it actually stands for "pain in the a**." This type of PITA is usually neither delicious nor yeast-leavened. Instead, it is someone or something that is especially annoying.
Online poker players use PFR to mean "preflop raise." This term refers to a raise made during the initial round of betting that occurs in flop-style poker games, such as Texas hold 'em and Omaha, before the dealer reveals the first community cards (known as the flop).
A bastardized pseudo-Spanish phrase meaning to accomplish something quickly, as if by magic. It's what people say when they want to sound worldly but only took one semester of high school Spanish. The linguistic equivalent of a magic trick performed by someone who just Googled 'magic words.'
The inadvisable practice of deliberately delaying a bowel movement despite urgent biological signals, theoretically to enhance the eventual satisfaction of finally using the bathroom. It's a high-stakes game of chicken between your sphincter and your willpower, where the reward is supposedly a better bathroom experience but the risk is catastrophic failure. Truly, humans will gamify anything.
Casual slang for your people, friends, crew, or close social circle—basically anyone you'd invite to your birthday party. It's the informal plural that makes 'people' sound way more affectionate and less like you're conducting a census. Also happens to be a brand of marshmallow candy, which is completely unrelated but equally beloved.