No cap, this category is bussin fr fr.
When you and the boys all have erectile dysfunction.
Everyones favorite be-masked co-worker at CollegeHumor. He wears a white mask, a top hat, and a long beige/brownish trenchcoat. Usually referred to as "Phantom".
When you make a girl grow out her sideburns until they are the size of Martin Van Buren's, and then you use them as handles for when she sucks your dick while eating peppermint candy.
Baby-talk spelling of "please" paired with the pleading face emoji, weaponized for maximum emotional manipulation in digital conversations. This combo has become the internet's go-to guilt-trip grenade, and yes, everyone knows exactly what you're doing when you use it.
A 19th-century New York term for a snitch or informer, because apparently even Victorian-era gangsters needed adorable euphemisms for rats. The word predates "snitch" and "narc" by decades, proving that every generation has needed creative ways to describe the guy who can't keep his mouth shut. Historical trash-talking at its finest.
That one friend in every group who mysteriously never has cash but swears they're "good for it" with the confidence of someone who definitely isn't. Their wallet is a graveyard of declined credit cards and broken promises, yet they somehow maintain an unshakeable belief that next time will be different. Also known as the person you're always Venmo-requesting with increasingly passive-aggressive emojis.
The art of doing literally everything except the one thing you're supposed to be doing, while maintaining the illusion of productivity. You'll alphabetize your spice rack, reorganize your desk, and color-code your closet—all to avoid starting that actual important task. It's procrastination's way of wearing a business suit.
To yearn for something or someone with an intensity that borders on melodramatic longing. It's desire elevated to an art form, the kind of wanting that makes you stare wistfully out windows and sigh dramatically. Originally more poetic, now applicable to everything from unrequited crushes to discontinued snack foods.
Yes , this is the final boss of boredom. now get back to studying.
If you say it all people will cry within a a 100 mile radius
1. A dickwad from Philly (Also known as philadelphia) 2. A word to describes someones penis that heavily phyiscally resembles the state of Philadelphia.
A word one uses when unable to come up with another curse.
its (one of) the woman hole(s)
Your local sluts version of Disneyplus but it's fucking free.
My thicc pretty queen. Who love me since I gave her 50k.
One who begins to name his or her fecal material
parents are coming home
peanut butter jelly time
Please Find Attached
pain in my f**king ass
pissing in my pants laughing
parent looking at computer
party like a rock star
parent looking over my shoulder