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Among the users of Reddit's r/WallStreetBets subreddit, investors who sell a stock at the first sign of trouble are referred to as paper hands. While selling a stock in response to a price dip is sometimes the right call, r/WallStreetBets users view paper hands as weak, unprincipled investors, who don't have the fortitude to weather market swings.
That one friend in every group who mysteriously never has cash but swears they're "good for it" with the confidence of someone who definitely isn't. Their wallet is a graveyard of declined credit cards and broken promises, yet they somehow maintain an unshakeable belief that next time will be different. Also known as the person you're always Venmo-requesting with increasingly passive-aggressive emojis.
To get beaten up in a fight.
parents are coming home soon
parents looking over me
Parents Looking Over Shoulder
An acronym for one of the four major ligaments in the human knee.
Pop off is a phrase that encourages someone to go all out, speak their mind, or perform with confidence and energy. Depending on the context, it can mean hyping someone up ("go ahead, pop off!") or acknowledging that someone just did something impressive, bold, or unexpectedly great (similar to saying "Amen" in a supportive, encouraging way).
If anMMORPGorMOBAplayer asks you for a pot, they're likely asking for a potion. Typically, potions restore a portion of a player's health or mana. Thus, when a player is low on health or mana, they may ask you for a pot.
A portmanteau of 'pit' and 'idiot' describing those aggressive concertgoers who confuse moshing with assault. These are the shirtless tough guys who use circle pits as an excuse to throw elbows and start fights rather than enjoying the communal chaos. They're the reason smaller fans stay near the back.
A boyfriend so infatuated with his girlfriend that he doesn't realize he's essentially a prop in her life—her personal accessory rack who exists solely for her benefit and amusement.
To be arrested by police, typically for driving under the influence. A euphemism for getting caught by law enforcement during a night of poor decisions.
When your girlfriend has gained a little weight but you still think she’s fantastic.
A contamination i.e. a failed portmanteau. Comes from "pre"+"sequel" of which the latter in turn comes from Latin, "sequela"; "what follows". Therefore it is a non-word à la new/memespeak, as "quel" does not mean anything in any known language and thus "pre"+"quel" means nothing either.
The language involves altering English words by moving the first consonant of a word to the end of the word and adding a vocalic syllable to form a new suffix. Also, it is unrelated to Latin. Ixnay on the igpay atinlay.
In gaming, PP means "pause please." It is a quick way to ask the other player(s) in a multiplayer game if they can pause the game before continuing further.
Investors use a company's P/E, or Price-to-Earnings Ratio, to determine whether the company is valued correctly. A high P/E might mean a stock is overvalued, while a low P/E might mean a stock is undervalued.
Getting toasted, Nicely Toasted
The art of claiming virginity status despite empirical evidence to the contrary. This involves confidently asserting your innocence while everyone who knows your history quietly exchanges knowing glances. It's like claiming you've never seen Game of Thrones after hosting weekly viewing parties for three seasons.
Player Killer—an MMORPG player who hunts down and kills other players, often for loot or just pure chaos. The griefer's calling card.
The auditory equivalent of fast fashion—mass-produced, formulaic pop music so aggressively mediocre that it makes you long for the days when artists actually wrote their own songs. It's what happens when record labels feed the Billboard algorithm instead of creating art, resulting in the same four chords recycled ad nauseam.