Pocket Divorce

Definition

That tragic moment when you sit down and your pockets violently eject all their contents like a ejector seat for your belongings. Keys, wallet, phone, loose change—everything scatters across the floor in a humiliating display of poor pocket retention. You've lost custody of your stuff in the most literal way possible.

Example Usage

I got pocket divorced getting into my car and now there's $3.47 in quarters somewhere under the seat.

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