Definition
That tragic moment when you sit down and your pockets violently eject all their contents like a ejector seat for your belongings. Keys, wallet, phone, loose change—everything scatters across the floor in a humiliating display of poor pocket retention. You've lost custody of your stuff in the most literal way possible.
Example Usage
I got pocket divorced getting into my car and now there's $3.47 in quarters somewhere under the seat.
Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Pocket%20Divorce&defid=5638233)
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