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After dipping ones testicles into a vile of ink, rapidly rotate body in a counterclockwise motion. While doing so, swing scrotum sac in the direction of the participants cheek, or if desired, forehead, leaving an inkmark resembling that of a pair of cleveland sunglasses.
A stage of drunkenness. Beyond hammered. Technically one is "plummed" or "plum sauced" when it is predicted that their night will end as a result of puking, passing out, or a serious felony.
parents are watching
problem between chair and keyboard
Problem Exist Between monitor and chair
Pain in my hairy ass
please leave me alone
Pardon me for jumping in
parent over shoulder might be reading it
post proof or recant
Parent watching over back
During March Madness, many people fill out brackets predicting who will win each game of the tournament. Each prediction earns the person a certain amount of points. The deeper the rounds go, the higher amount of points are awarded to correct predictions. PPR is typically seen in online bracket challenges, such as ESPN, Yahoo, and CBS, to calculate how many points can still be earned from bracket predictions.
Investors use a company's P/E, or Price-to-Earnings Ratio, to determine whether the company is valued correctly. A high P/E might mean a stock is overvalued, while a low P/E might mean a stock is undervalued.
Political Instagram. Community of mainly retards and autistst who adhere to various political ideologies. "Nick is an anprim, unga bunga" "Mike Liu is very aurhoritarian, poopoo peepee sex" A lot of memes and poomers are also present.
Protecting your energy means being cautious who, where, and what you put your time into. Protecting your energy involves judging your reactions based on how much involvement you want in a person or situation. Protecting your energy means to allow your heart and mind to work together. To live in the moment with being concerned for the future and without being hateful of the past.
A place you go when you don't want anybody to know where you're at. (puck-er-bush-nob)
The unique jargon and slang spoken in Sigil and across the planes in the Dungeons & Dragons Planescape setting. It's basically fantasy cockney—a whole dialect designed to make your tabletop characters sound like interdimensional street toughs.
Street slang for a firearm, particularly handguns carried for protection or intimidation by gang members and those in similar circles. It's the kind of understated terminology that lets people discuss weapons without explicitly saying 'gun' in mixed company.
Someone so innocent and naive that their obliviousness becomes endearing—the type of person who doesn't get the joke but is adorable for not getting it.
Ponytail Crease—that annoying dent left in your hair after wearing it up for too long, serving as evidence of your previous hairstyle long after you've let it down. The follicular equivalent of sock marks on your ankles. A constant reminder that beauty is temporary but hair creases are forever (or at least until your next shower).
British slang for an exceptionally attractive posterior that commands attention and admiration. The addition of 'phat' (an acronym for 'pretty hot and tempting') elevates this beyond mere anatomical observation to an art form appreciation.
Test taken to prove that a man is either the father or not the father of a child. ( see Maury show)
Usually mistaken for unicorns. Purple horses are one of our biggest threats because they eat brains. They live in vases (kind of like genies) and are known to be purple. The only known way to kill a purple horse is to cut of it's tail and then make it into won tons that go in a soup that you then feed to the horse. No tests with guns or knives have been conducted as of yet because the soup one was more practical.
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