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Pokédate means Pokémon Go date. It is a form of courtship between two people that revolves around searching for Pokémon through the Pokémon Go mobile app.
In the computer age, people have many pws - often too many to remember. That's why you may also see co-workers, friends, and forum users discussing pw managers, which keep track of all your pws for you.
Protecting your energy means being cautious who, where, and what you put your time into. Protecting your energy involves judging your reactions based on how much involvement you want in a person or situation. Protecting your energy means to allow your heart and mind to work together. To live in the moment with being concerned for the future and without being hateful of the past.
British slang for something utterly rubbish or disappointing, like finding out your favorite band's new album is just kazoo covers. It's the Commonwealth's way of saying something is complete garbage without actually swearing. Think of it as the polite version of calling something absolute trash.
The universally recognized toddler terminology for urination, because apparently "I need to use the restroom" is too advanced for the under-five demographic. It's one of humanity's first euphemisms we learn, right up there with "boo-boo" and "ouchie." Adults using this term are either talking to children or regressing to simpler times.
When a band evolves (or devolves, depending on your perspective) from edgy rock credibility to radio-friendly pop palatability. It's the musical equivalent of selling out, where hard edges get smoothed into catchy hooks that your mom unironically enjoys. The transformation usually involves cleaner production, simpler lyrics, and a sudden appearance on morning show performances.
A cluster of people (usually ravers) piled on top of each other in a euphoric, intoxicated heap, looking like an actual puddle of humanity. The verb 'puddling' describes the act of joining this writhing mass, and 'puddled' means you're so absorbed in it you've lost all individuality.
Someone, typically a woman, who puts down other women to gain male approval or seem unique. The person who thinks denigrating their own gender makes them special, when it really just makes them exhausting.
The time-honored tradition of decorating someone's car with every shade of automotive paint available, typically executed by overenthusiastic high schoolers armed with too much creativity and questionable supervision. The result usually resembles a Jackson Pollock painting on wheels, complete with mandatory polka dots.
A stage of drunkenness. Beyond hammered. Technically one is "plummed" or "plum sauced" when it is predicted that their night will end as a result of puking, passing out, or a serious felony.
parents are coming home
problem between chair and keyboard
parents looking at my screen
Pics or it didn't happen
parent over shoulder might be reading it
People started prominently using PCTTO on social media in the early 2020s as a more specific variation ofCTTOwhen sharing an image, such as a photograph ormeme. It is similar to theHTacronymTweepleoften use to give credit to others in their tweets.
Everyones favorite be-masked co-worker at CollegeHumor. He wears a white mask, a top hat, and a long beige/brownish trenchcoat. Usually referred to as "Phantom".
To place a pinch of chewing tobacco (typically Skoal or Copenhagen) between your lower lip and gum, a habit popular among rural demographics and baseball players who apparently enjoy nicotine with a side of potential mouth cancer. The phrase makes it sound way more casual than it actually is.
Factory-distressed denim that comes with manufactured authenticity, removing all the street cred from what used to be battle scars earned through actual adventures. These mass-produced "rebel" pants let you cosplay as someone with an interesting life without the hassle of actually living one.
The unpleasant surprise of toilet water splash-back that hits your rear end during a flush—nature's unsolicited spa treatment in its most awkward form.
Ponytail Crease—that annoying dent left in your hair after wearing it up for too long, serving as evidence of your previous hairstyle long after you've let it down. The follicular equivalent of sock marks on your ankles. A constant reminder that beauty is temporary but hair creases are forever (or at least until your next shower).
To get beaten up in a fight.
The crusty residue left on the penis after ejaculation (penis - semen - cement). Typically this partially/completely covers the peehole causing urine to shoot off to the side upon the first attempt. Pronunciation: pen-uh-si-ment (sounds like the first part of "penicillin" and all of "cement")
After dipping ones testicles into a vile of ink, rapidly rotate body in a counterclockwise motion. While doing so, swing scrotum sac in the direction of the participants cheek, or if desired, forehead, leaving an inkmark resembling that of a pair of cleveland sunglasses.