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Unemployed British men often found amongst online chat rooms making deluded claims about being in the armed forces, commonly known to fly magical pigs from their homeland to middle eastern war zones in record breaking time
The universally recognized toddler terminology for urination, because apparently "I need to use the restroom" is too advanced for the under-five demographic. It's one of humanity's first euphemisms we learn, right up there with "boo-boo" and "ouchie." Adults using this term are either talking to children or regressing to simpler times.
The unpleasant surprise of toilet water splash-back that hits your rear end during a flush—nature's unsolicited spa treatment in its most awkward form.
A Malayalam insult literally translating to 'go away dog,' primarily used in Kerala and South India to rudely dismiss someone. It's harsh enough to mean business but playful enough that close friends use it as banter.
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Since promo is a popular abbreviation, you may see or hear it in various contexts, including in real life, in messages, and online. Additionally, people may use promo as "promote," "promotion," or "promotional materials."
Pokédate means Pokémon Go date. It is a form of courtship between two people that revolves around searching for Pokémon through the Pokémon Go mobile app.
A petextrian is a person who walks while texting. The term is a combination of "pedestrian" and "text."
Factory-distressed denim that comes with manufactured authenticity, removing all the street cred from what used to be battle scars earned through actual adventures. These mass-produced "rebel" pants let you cosplay as someone with an interesting life without the hassle of actually living one.
The time-honored tradition of decorating someone's car with every shade of automotive paint available, typically executed by overenthusiastic high schoolers armed with too much creativity and questionable supervision. The result usually resembles a Jackson Pollock painting on wheels, complete with mandatory polka dots.
the state of being "spaced out" where you look at nothing and stare
Pops: What is up niggas? HAHAHAHAHAH
To get beaten up in a fight.
Your local sluts version of Disneyplus but it's fucking free.
parents not home, let's get dirty
piss off early, tomorrow's Saturday
Pics or it didn't happen
The "puter" abbreviation is similar to the "comp" abbreviation, but it possesses a unique charm due to its playful pronunciation that people often speak in real life as "baby speak." While it is a "cutesy" abbreviation, both seasonednetizensand those new to the tech realm use the abbreviation.
People started prominently using PCTTO on social media in the early 2020s as a more specific variation ofCTTOwhen sharing an image, such as a photograph ormeme. It is similar to theHTacronymTweepleoften use to give credit to others in their tweets.
In the computer age, people have many pws - often too many to remember. That's why you may also see co-workers, friends, and forum users discussing pw managers, which keep track of all your pws for you.
Productivity theater is any behavior that workers engage in to embellish or fake their productivity, availability, and time at work. For example, a worker who largely quits working at 2 pm, but logs on to their computer at 5 pm to answer emails (thus suggesting they've been working all day) is engaging in productivity theater.
An idiom describing when someone (typically online) works themselves into an irrational rage over a hypothetical situation or minor grievance that they've completely invented. It's the digital equivalent of getting mad at a thought experiment.
Someone, typically a woman, who puts down other women to gain male approval or seem unique. The person who thinks denigrating their own gender makes them special, when it really just makes them exhausting.
The ultra secret burger at McDonald's that only pimps can order.