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Promposal is when a person asks someone to go to his or her high school prom. It combines "prom" and "proposal."
(v) the slang term pshpshpsh often refers to- opening the woman's genital and pressing one's face into it. (Scenario One)- One man and one woman are having sex. The man pshpshpshs by putting his face into the woman's genital... Get it now? So, if I pshpshpshed on your mom, you would be pretty fucking mad? Eh, mate? Oh yeah by the way, your face will get wet.
When a band evolves (or devolves, depending on your perspective) from edgy rock credibility to radio-friendly pop palatability. It's the musical equivalent of selling out, where hard edges get smoothed into catchy hooks that your mom unironically enjoys. The transformation usually involves cleaner production, simpler lyrics, and a sudden appearance on morning show performances.
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An affirmation expressing approval, agreement, or satisfaction. The feline-inspired equivalent of 'yes' that somehow makes everything sound more sophisticated and slightly threatening.
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A phrase a cuban would use when expressing that he is not shit.
British slang for something utterly rubbish or disappointing, like finding out your favorite band's new album is just kazoo covers. It's the Commonwealth's way of saying something is complete garbage without actually swearing. Think of it as the polite version of calling something absolute trash.
Among the users of Reddit's r/WallStreetBets subreddit, investors who sell a stock at the first sign of trouble are referred to as paper hands. While selling a stock in response to a price dip is sometimes the right call, r/WallStreetBets users view paper hands as weak, unprincipled investors, who don't have the fortitude to weather market swings.
He is handsome, gorgeous and inspirational. He works hard and loves hard. He will go all out and love you like a solitaire and protect you from all odds if he loves you. He is badass and will kick anyone's ass. Drop dead gorgeous guy who throws money because he is cool.
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To place a pinch of chewing tobacco (typically Skoal or Copenhagen) between your lower lip and gum, a habit popular among rural demographics and baseball players who apparently enjoy nicotine with a side of potential mouth cancer. The phrase makes it sound way more casual than it actually is.
A mildly insulting term for someone who behaves annoyingly or inconsiderately, particularly when they seem to take pleasure in bothering others. It's the kind of playground-grade insult that somehow survived into adulthood because it's just silly enough to defuse tension. Use it when someone's being obnoxious but you don't want to get too serious about it.
A delightful portmanteau describing the ability to love multiple songs with equal intensity, unable to commit to just one favorite. It's the musical equivalent of polyamory, except your Spotify Wrapped is the only thing judging you. For those whose 'favorite song' answer changes hourly and whose playlists have commitment issues.
The crusty residue left on the penis after ejaculation (penis - semen - cement). Typically this partially/completely covers the peehole causing urine to shoot off to the side upon the first attempt. Pronunciation: pen-uh-si-ment (sounds like the first part of "penicillin" and all of "cement")
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