Poorman's bidet

Definition

The unpleasant surprise of toilet water splash-back that hits your rear end during a flush—nature's unsolicited spa treatment in its most awkward form.

Example Usage

I was not expecting a poorman's bidet at the gas station bathroom.

Source: Urban Dictionary

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