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The British export that means fancy, elegant, and dripping with class—think champagne flutes instead of red Solo cups. Originally an acronym rumored to mean "Port Out, Starboard Home" (the best ship cabins), though etymologists love to debate this. It's the word you use when "nice" just won't capture the chandeliers and marble floors.
To be catastrophically stood up or let down by someone who spins increasingly absurd lies to cover their failure. It's broken promises piled on ridiculous excuses that eventually become insulting.
The valuable spoils or treasures acquired through adventure, partying, or general conquest; basically, whatever awesome stuff you manage to score during your escapades.
Extremely drunk or intoxicated to the point of impaired judgment and questionable decision-making. The British English term adopted across the Atlantic to describe advanced inebriation.
Characterized by allowing others to take advantage of you, make decisions for you, or treat you poorly without standing up for yourself or your rights. The opposite of assertive, and often to your own detriment.
Someone who makes a complete fool of themselves through their own antics or ridiculous behavior. Think of it as the verbal equivalent of walking into a glass door—entirely self-inflicted.
FOREPLAY. The art of placing your tongue in a female's ass and stimulating it for penetration and licking inside and around the anus immediately after she has taken a shit to give sexual pleasure.
its (one of) the woman hole(s)
A tongue-in-cheek reinterpretation of the animal rights acronym, standing for 'People Eating Tasty Animals'—the carnivore's cheeky counter to the organization's mission.
Player Killer—an MMORPG player who hunts down and kills other players, often for loot or just pure chaos. The griefer's calling card.
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To incorporate Patrón tequila into a social gathering or activity, essentially elevating the fun factor by adding premium spirits to the mix. It's like seasoning, but for parties and with a specific brand.
Dungeons & Dragons slang for individuals influenced by other planes of existence in the multiverse, often explaining extraordinary abilities or peculiar characteristics. It's the fantasy RPG way of saying someone's on a different wavelength—literally.
Someone who spreads misleading information about pit bulls online, typically using cherry-picked 'studies' from biased sources to fuel anti-dog agendas—basically the misinformation version of a dog breed activist.
That confusing romantic gray zone where you're doing all the couple stuff—hanging out, hooking up, getting jealous when they date others—but without the actual label or commitment. Eventually, you'll awkwardly have to 'break up' with someone you were never technically dating.
A euphemism for masturbation or receiving a handjob, presumably because it involves... rhythmic manual labor? The culinary metaphor is admittedly creative, if unappetizing.
A regrettable biological consequence of excessive hair growth in the anal region, which causes fecal matter to extrude in unfortunate strands. A hairy situation that requires periodic maintenance.
The improvisational storage solution of last resort: your bra. Because apparently, fashion designers hate women and pants pockets, so why not turn undergarments into a makeshift clutch?
The most sacred vow in the human contract—a pinky promise supersedes all other loopholes like crossed fingers and is allegedly binding by cosmic law.
Music producers who rely heavily on pre-made synthesizer presets and samples rather than creating original sounds, often as a shortcut to productivity that sacrifices sonic uniqueness.
An onomatopoetic representation of the sound a person makes when they pass gas. It's the flatulent equivalent of 'whoosh' or 'splat'.
A boyfriend so infatuated with his girlfriend that he doesn't realize he's essentially a prop in her life—her personal accessory rack who exists solely for her benefit and amusement.
Cash specifically earmarked and saved up for purchasing marijuana or smoking paraphernalia—it's a financial allocation plan, but for getting high.
The female counterpart to Big Dick Energy—exuding confidence, strength, and feminine power without arrogance or needless aggression. It's self-assured femininity at its most intimidating.