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Noun: (1) The inflammation of my foot in your ass. Noun: (2) A disease in which the inflammation of the rectum is caused by a foot being shoved into it. Usually caused by an ass whooping.
a retard who wont learn from his mistakes, then continues to do same dumb shit again and again
its (one of) the woman hole(s)
parents are watching
parent looking at computer
Pics or it did not happen
a state of having a hyperextended dick, normally caused after a night of rough sex with a human or animal.
The mysteriously synchronized time when herds of animals all decide to defecate simultaneously, as if responding to some invisible biological alarm clock. A phenomenon familiar to anyone who works with livestock or has multiple pets.
Characterized by allowing others to take advantage of you, make decisions for you, or treat you poorly without standing up for yourself or your rights. The opposite of assertive, and often to your own detriment.
A euphemism for masturbation or receiving a handjob, presumably because it involves... rhythmic manual labor? The culinary metaphor is admittedly creative, if unappetizing.
While the acronym PITA might make you think of a delicious, yeast-leavened flatbread, it actually stands for "pain in the a**." This type of PITA is usually neither delicious nor yeast-leavened. Instead, it is someone or something that is especially annoying.
Extremely drunk or intoxicated to the point of impaired judgment and questionable decision-making. The British English term adopted across the Atlantic to describe advanced inebriation.
Someone who makes a complete fool of themselves through their own antics or ridiculous behavior. Think of it as the verbal equivalent of walking into a glass door—entirely self-inflicted.
To incorporate Patrón tequila into a social gathering or activity, essentially elevating the fun factor by adding premium spirits to the mix. It's like seasoning, but for parties and with a specific brand.
Cash specifically earmarked and saved up for purchasing marijuana or smoking paraphernalia—it's a financial allocation plan, but for getting high.
A regrettable biological consequence of excessive hair growth in the anal region, which causes fecal matter to extrude in unfortunate strands. A hairy situation that requires periodic maintenance.
The improvisational storage solution of last resort: your bra. Because apparently, fashion designers hate women and pants pockets, so why not turn undergarments into a makeshift clutch?
Someone who spreads misleading information about pit bulls online, typically using cherry-picked 'studies' from biased sources to fuel anti-dog agendas—basically the misinformation version of a dog breed activist.
The most sacred vow in the human contract—a pinky promise supersedes all other loopholes like crossed fingers and is allegedly binding by cosmic law.
Music producers who rely heavily on pre-made synthesizer presets and samples rather than creating original sounds, often as a shortcut to productivity that sacrifices sonic uniqueness.
A fictional mental destination you arrive at when you're thoroughly intoxicated or 'in it'—your drunk imagination's getaway resort where logic takes a vacation.
A boyfriend so infatuated with his girlfriend that he doesn't realize he's essentially a prop in her life—her personal accessory rack who exists solely for her benefit and amusement.
That confusing romantic gray zone where you're doing all the couple stuff—hanging out, hooking up, getting jealous when they date others—but without the actual label or commitment. Eventually, you'll awkwardly have to 'break up' with someone you were never technically dating.
A made-up syndrome meaning 'Posterior Void Syndrome'—a humorous way of calling someone a complete jerk or asshole with pseudo-medical authority.