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Characterized by allowing others to take advantage of you, make decisions for you, or treat you poorly without standing up for yourself or your rights. The opposite of assertive, and often to your own detriment.
A regrettable biological consequence of excessive hair growth in the anal region, which causes fecal matter to extrude in unfortunate strands. A hairy situation that requires periodic maintenance.
punk: A person that listens to punk music. Dislike government, mainstream, and stereotypes. They do whatever they want and do not listen to those against them or do what people tell them. Punk is also a music genre and culture.
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A deliberately goofy response to 'What's up?' that means you're doing absolutely nothing of importance. It's the culinary cousin of 'Netflix and chill' but without any subtext—just pure, wholesome loafing. Popular among people who think dad jokes are the height of comedy.
Music producers who rely heavily on pre-made synthesizer presets and samples rather than creating original sounds, often as a shortcut to productivity that sacrifices sonic uniqueness.
A sudden, unexpected development or reversal in a narrative that fundamentally changes the audience's understanding of the story, characters, or motivations up to that point.
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A made-up syndrome meaning 'Posterior Void Syndrome'—a humorous way of calling someone a complete jerk or asshole with pseudo-medical authority.
Poormouthing is a slang term that refers to a person complaining about not having money when he actually does. It is commonly done to elicit sympathy from others and/or to get out of paying for things such as a restaurant bill or movie tickets.
If someone you're chatting with sends you PIR, it means there are other people in the room with them. Those people might be able to read your conversation, so you should be careful about what you send.
To incorporate Patrón tequila into a social gathering or activity, essentially elevating the fun factor by adding premium spirits to the mix. It's like seasoning, but for parties and with a specific brand.
Cash specifically earmarked and saved up for purchasing marijuana or smoking paraphernalia—it's a financial allocation plan, but for getting high.
A vowel-optional plea for assistance typed with the linguistic enthusiasm of someone who discovered delete keys. Gen-Z's greatest contribution to spelling chaos, now mandatory in every workplace Slack.
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The most sacred vow in the human contract—a pinky promise supersedes all other loopholes like crossed fingers and is allegedly binding by cosmic law.
While the acronym PITA might make you think of a delicious, yeast-leavened flatbread, it actually stands for "pain in the a**." This type of PITA is usually neither delicious nor yeast-leavened. Instead, it is someone or something that is especially annoying.
The mysteriously synchronized time when herds of animals all decide to defecate simultaneously, as if responding to some invisible biological alarm clock. A phenomenon familiar to anyone who works with livestock or has multiple pets.
The inadvisable practice of deliberately delaying a bowel movement despite urgent biological signals, theoretically to enhance the eventual satisfaction of finally using the bathroom. It's a high-stakes game of chicken between your sphincter and your willpower, where the reward is supposedly a better bathroom experience but the risk is catastrophic failure. Truly, humans will gamify anything.
Someone who spreads misleading information about pit bulls online, typically using cherry-picked 'studies' from biased sources to fuel anti-dog agendas—basically the misinformation version of a dog breed activist.
That confusing romantic gray zone where you're doing all the couple stuff—hanging out, hooking up, getting jealous when they date others—but without the actual label or commitment. Eventually, you'll awkwardly have to 'break up' with someone you were never technically dating.
a state of having a hyperextended dick, normally caused after a night of rough sex with a human or animal.
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A fictional mental destination you arrive at when you're thoroughly intoxicated or 'in it'—your drunk imagination's getaway resort where logic takes a vacation.