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An onomatopoetic representation of the sound a person makes when they pass gas. It's the flatulent equivalent of 'whoosh' or 'splat'.
An uncontrollable bout of talking just to hear yourself speak, usually at maximum volume and with zero self-awareness. Think of it as verbal diarrhea masquerading as conversation.
The female counterpart to Big Dick Energy—exuding confidence, strength, and feminine power without arrogance or needless aggression. It's self-assured femininity at its most intimidating.
A hilariously obscure way to describe someone who's acting exceptionally stupid—the phrase conjures an image of an intellectually impaired person literally sitting on a diaper.
A vowel-optional plea for assistance typed with the linguistic enthusiasm of someone who discovered delete keys. Gen-Z's greatest contribution to spelling chaos, now mandatory in every workplace Slack.
A Facebook feature that lets you send a cryptic, low-commitment notification to someone without actually saying anything—the digital equivalent of awkwardly waving at someone from across the room. It screams "I want your attention but I'm too anxious to actually message you."
The act of taking a deep sniff of someone's armpit, presumably for reasons that science has yet to fully explain.
That magical 4 PM moment when the pre-game begins—early enough to achieve maximum inebriation by the time you hit the club, late enough to avoid spending actual money on overpriced venue cocktails. It's strategic drinking disguised as having fun.
A person who achieves sudden fame through reality TV, typically by being willing to publicly humiliate themselves on camera for fifteen minutes of recognition. The intersection of 'plebeian' and 'celebrity' nobody asked for.
Someone who monopolizes a blunt or smoking device by taking excessively long hits instead of passing it along. Named with the creative vulgarity only potheads can muster.
A person blessed with the supernatural ability to turn literally any location—grocery stores, their bedroom, a DMV waiting room—into a raging celebration and sustain it for days on end. True party rockers operate on pure vibes and don't need external substances; wannabes just shuffle awkwardly and call it a day.
To claim false credentials or heritage for professional gain, inspired by the Elizabeth Warren Native American ancestry controversy. A modern shorthand for 'getting caught in your lies.'
The ambiguous limbo between active flirting and officially dating where both people obviously like each other but nobody wants to ruin it by defining the relationship.
A dismissive, breath-based sound expressing disbelief or skepticism without wasting actual words. The universal translation for 'yeah, sure, I believe that.'
Extracting personal information and gossip through the facade of polite conversation; nosey behavior masquerading as genuine friendly interest.
To fail a urine drug test, resulting in immediate termination or serious consequences. A straightforward and unflattering way to announce that someone's recreational activities caught up with them.
A pseudo-scientific measure of your current anger level, ranging from mildly annoyed to 'someone's getting hurt if they breathe near me.' Combines pissed + toxicity for maximum rage quantification.
A state of extreme frustration or annoyance, as if someone has metaphorically plucked all your feathers off. It's what happens when you discover someone's been talking trash about you online.
A group of wannabe comedians who bond over endless Family Guy and Simpsons quotes, convinced they're hilarious geniuses while everyone else is actively dying inside from secondhand cringe.
Someone or something lame, low-class, or beneath contempt; basically a digital peasant.
Dark humor for when an 18-wheeler illegally turns out of a left-turn-only lane and demolishes everything beside it in one swift, destructive arc. Called that because a Prius would totally fit in the carnage.
An aggressively annoying person who lives to stir up drama and piss people off for absolutely no reason; basically a human-shaped nuisance.
That murky gray zone where you're doing all the couple stuff—dates, long conversations, inside jokes—but haven't officially used the D-word yet. All the intimacy benefits without the commitment paperwork.
A perpetually upbeat, social person who's always organizing spontaneous adventures and living for the moment—the type who makes every hangout feel like a party.