No cap, this category is bussin fr fr.
A perpetually upbeat, social person who's always organizing spontaneous adventures and living for the moment—the type who makes every hangout feel like a party.
That murky gray zone where you're doing all the couple stuff—dates, long conversations, inside jokes—but haven't officially used the D-word yet. All the intimacy benefits without the commitment paperwork.
The regrettable streaks and residue left in the toilet after a particularly aggressive bowel movement—a bathroom reality nobody wants to discuss but everyone secretly knows.
A group of wannabe comedians who bond over endless Family Guy and Simpsons quotes, convinced they're hilarious geniuses while everyone else is actively dying inside from secondhand cringe.
An ambiguous two-for-one slang phrase meaning either to wear clothing onto your body or (in less family-friendly contexts) to engage in sexual relations—context is absolutely everything here.
Two equally confident, accomplished people in a relationship who are so individually awesome that together they form an unstoppable force of excellence—the kind of duo that makes everyone else's relationship look mid by comparison.
Strategically giving someone else the gift you're 100% certain someone else is about to give you—basically regifting before you even receive it, which requires either psychic abilities or aggressively predictable friends.
An internet enthusiast who obsessively analyzes fictional character abilities and determines their power levels across different fictional universes, then argues passionately (and often incorrectly) about which character could beat which in a hypothetical battle. The answer is always Goku, and they will die on this hill.
A fashion hybrid blending preppy button-ups and neatly gelled hair with hip-hop street clothing aesthetics—basically what happens when a country club attendee raids a rap concert's wardrobe.
Dark humor for when an 18-wheeler illegally turns out of a left-turn-only lane and demolishes everything beside it in one swift, destructive arc. Called that because a Prius would totally fit in the carnage.
The strategic act of aiming your urine stream at stubborn fecal stains in a toilet bowl to blast them away—essentially weaponizing yourself as a biological pressure washer.
A woman who mysteriously claims or appears to be significantly younger than she actually is, often defying the laws of biology while hanging around people half her age.
A phenomenon where being conventionally attractive is like having a permanent XP boost in life, granting better opportunities, treatment, and advantages simply from looking the part.
An uncontrollable gastrointestinal emergency where your digestive system decides to betray you repeatedly and catastrophically throughout the day.