porcelain paint

Definition

The regrettable streaks and residue left in the toilet after a particularly aggressive bowel movement—a bathroom reality nobody wants to discuss but everyone secretly knows.

Example Usage

That burrito last night left some serious porcelain paint; I should've warned the next person.

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