provisions

Definition

Phone slang for illegal substances—the kind of euphemism drug dealers use when they (incorrectly) believe law enforcement isn't listening. Spoiler: it doesn't work.

Example Usage

He texted asking if I'd bring provisions to the party, which I immediately deleted to avoid questions.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=provisions&defid=2550527)

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