Definition

The inadvisable practice of deliberately delaying a bowel movement despite urgent biological signals, theoretically to enhance the eventual satisfaction of finally using the bathroom. It's a high-stakes game of chicken between your sphincter and your willpower, where the reward is supposedly a better bathroom experience but the risk is catastrophic failure. Truly, humans will gamify anything.

Example Usage

I was poop surfing through the entire meeting and barely made it to the restroom in time.

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