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To be shot so many times your body resembles that Swiss cheese full of holes. A grim visual metaphor from gang culture.
British slang for someone unnecessarily overcomplicating something simple out of misguided confidence. The ultimate insult to pointless effort.
To claim false credentials or heritage for professional gain, inspired by the Elizabeth Warren Native American ancestry controversy. A modern shorthand for 'getting caught in your lies.'
The male version of pretty privilege—when an attractive guy uses charm to skip merit-based competition. Available exclusively to guys named Brad, Chad, or Mike.
A legendary fighting game franchise known for its complex characters, technical depth, and soul-crushing arcade difficulty that separates button-mashers from actual fighters.
Any unpleasant biological discharge seeping from your face—snot, eye gunk, ear wax, or whatever nasty secretion your body feels like producing today.
An Urban Dictionary contributor who submits a single definition, gets it published, then vanishes without helping moderate the site's massive backlog—basically a definition deadbeat parent.
Someone who softens offensive comments with 'I'm sorry, but...' as if a preamble makes prejudice more palatable.
Someone or something lame, low-class, or beneath contempt; basically a digital peasant.
That depressing stretch when nothing worth watching is in theaters; a multiplex wasteland of sequels and mediocrity.
So nasty, grimy, and grody that it earns all three—basically the trifecta of disgusting.
Someone living in the suburbs who dresses and acts like a hardcore gangster while their mom's SUV sits in the driveway.
The soul-crushing moment when an attractive person calls you 'ma'am' or 'sir,' instantly demoting you from romantic prospect to 'parental peer' status in their eyes.
An extremely moody and volatile person with zero chill who takes everything personally and responds to mild jokes with full-blown adult tantrums.
To party hard and have a rollicking good time, as if you're living your best 1970s rock song fantasy; if it sounds vaguely like Creedence Clearwater Revival, you're probably doing it right.
To emotionally bait someone by teasing juicy information and then completely ghost before delivering the goods—basically emotional clickbait. It's the conversational equivalent of a YouTube video title that never delivers.
A self-assured declaration that you're a big deal, a boss, or someone who commands respect through sheer capability and attitude. Using this phrase is basically announcing that you're about to do something impressive.
A perpetually time-displaced person stuck in 1980s aesthetics—think crystal-topped cane, shaved body, and the fashion sense of an amateur pimp. They're blissfully unaware that their era ended decades ago and stubbornly refuse to update.
The simultaneous experience of multiple conflicting emotions—happy, sad, angry, and existentially confused all at once. The mental equivalent of having every browser tab open and running simultaneously.
British slang for wet dog feces—the unfortunate result when rainfall meets canine digestive systems. A polite regional euphemism for something far more unpleasant than the word itself suggests.
A generic placeholder noun for any object or thing when you can't remember or don't know its actual name—quintessential Philadelphia slang. Literally anything tangible can be a jawn if you say it with sufficient confidence.
A trans woman who was previously accepted and thriving in LGBTQ+ spaces as a gay man; often deeply embedded in queer culture, drag history, and community networks.
An unfortunate wardrobe malfunction where overly tight pants create a visible outline that bears an unfortunate resemblance to its namesake—a fashion faux pas that no amount of adjusting can fully remedy.
The graffiti artist's version of spam—hitting the same location repeatedly with your signature (tag) until your name is inescapably everywhere. It's dedication through repetition and a surefire way to "get up" in street art circles.