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Your natural environment where you spend hours immobilized with snacks and screens—basically the human equivalent of a zoo enclosure but with WiFi and fewer judgment glances.
A cheap reproduction of an expensive luxury car that looks legit from the outside but is 100% regular vehicle under the hood—status symbol for the financially creative.
An iconic 2011 internet meme featuring a pixelated cat with a pop-tart torso flying through space and leaving a rainbow trail, accompanied by an infinitely looping 'nyan nyan nyan' synth earworm that will haunt your dreams.
In cartoons and comics, the wavy lines that float above something smelly—basically the visual shorthand for 'this reeks' without requiring actual stench-o-vision technology.
A philosophical punk who ditches the fashion theater for actual substance—think infiltrating mainstream society with a suit and ironic smile to subvert the system from within.
British slang for absolutely nothing; what you discover when your expectations meet harsh reality.
The unexpectedly comfortable intersection of luxury and trash aesthetics—like sipping champagne from plastic cups or serving caviar on discount crackers.
Text-speak shorthand for 'call me sometime'—because apparently phones weren't fast enough, so we had to abbreviate phone calls into three letters.
An activist primarily motivated by hitting on fellow activists; someone who shows up to 'save the planet' with a charming smile and questionable sincerity.
Dumping your emotional baggage onto someone you barely know because you lack the internal resources to process your own feelings.
A dismissive, breath-based sound expressing disbelief or skepticism without wasting actual words. The universal translation for 'yeah, sure, I believe that.'
The superlative evolution of 'shiznit'—something so exceptionally excellent that conventional adjectives cannot contain it; peak awesomeness requiring extra syllables.
The trolling tactic of flooding a forum, page, or comment section with graphic gore images to shock and disturb; the nuclear option of online chaos.
British slang for teasing or making fun of someone, delivered with that specific brand of good-natured mockery that only works if you're actually close enough to get away with it.
Shorthand for 'Netflix and Chill,' texted as a flirty code phrase that your parents won't decipher if they somehow get their hands on your phone.
A state of being so profoundly high on marijuana that you're practically levitating alongside the actual birds in the sky.
An aggressively annoying person who lives to stir up drama and piss people off for absolutely no reason; basically a human-shaped nuisance.
An mysterious, commanding woman whose force of personality is so strong that you're genuinely unsure whether she's real or just a living legend—usually the one everyone gravitates toward in a room.
An extinct early-2000s subculture of goth-inflected teens identifiable by teased hair, excessive eyeliner, and devotion to emo bands—basically an endangered species that peaked around 2010.
That gut-punch blend of envy and insecurity that hits when you see someone noticeably thinner than you, triggering both admiration and existential dread about your own body.
Street slang for murder, specifically when the victim is worth more dead than alive. Charmingly pragmatic economics.
Slang coined by Tom Waits for airline workers hollowed out by constant travel. The term captures the soul-crushing reality of living at 35,000 feet.
The unshakeable confidence to wear whatever you want without caring one iota about anyone's judgment; pure 'I don't give a flying flip' energy channeled into fashion choices.
When someone's dental situation features more gaps than actual teeth—you know, some are here and some are there.