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A state of extreme frustration or annoyance, as if someone has metaphorically plucked all your feathers off. It's what happens when you discover someone's been talking trash about you online.
"Goddamn Girlfriend"—a texting abbreviation for when you're too frustrated with your romantic partner to type out her actual name because that might show mercy.
A relationship that exists exclusively in Snapchat's ephemeral bubble—all late-night streaks and occasional snaps, but zero real-world commitment or interaction.
Any day that feels stress-free and chill—no obligations, no drama, just pure relaxation vibes (regardless of the actual day of the week).
An exclamation of unbridled excitement and anticipation; the verbal equivalent of your hype meter hitting maximum capacity right before something awesome happens.
Crude slang for the phlegmy, mucous-like substance you hack up during a nasty cough; gross, inevitable, and universally uncomfortable.
The audacious confidence of someone who pioneers trends rather than following them; taking the unconventional road with enough swagger that it somehow becomes cool in retrospect.
A countercultural philosophy combining heavy smoking/drinking, spontaneous music sessions, wild stories that somehow actually happened, and the delusional conviction that you're living a perpetual bohemian movie—pure chaos energy.
Two equally confident, accomplished people in a relationship who are so individually awesome that together they form an unstoppable force of excellence—the kind of duo that makes everyone else's relationship look mid by comparison.
A young person from rural southern America, characterized by rural culture, regional accent, and country-lifestyle aesthetics. It's a gentle ribbing of redneck stereotypes that's become internet shorthand for that specific vibe.
The refined art of maximizing your couch-bound laziness while extremely intoxicated; when literally anything—including easy money—feels impossibly difficult because you're too stoned to function.
A portmanteau ship name in K-pop fandom culture representing two members perceived to have romantic chemistry by devoted fans. It's the intersection of fan fiction energy, collective wishful thinking, and the unwavering belief that the internet's romantic predictions are somehow valid. The linguistic glue that holds certain fandoms together.
Someone with an almost pathological obsession with popping bubble wrap—they've elevated the art of bubble-popping to competitive sport level. Pure, unadulterated joy from each satisfying POP.
When 'beautiful' and 'cute' separately just don't cover it—a person so attractive they need their own superlative descriptor. A portmanteau that describes what no single word can.
The prison-issued shoes handed to inmates in New Jersey facilities—a darkly humorous reference to former Governor Jon Corzine. Basically the opposite of a sneaker flex.
A cutesy, informal way to refer to lunch or lunchtime that sounds friendly and approachable. Think of it as the verbal equivalent of a heart emoji added to a lunch invitation.
The soft, jiggly fat specifically accumulated from sitting in a chair for 12+ hours staring at a screen; your body's passive-aggressive reminder that you need to stand up.
A nonsensical sound uttered with exaggerated enthusiasm specifically designed to confuse and amuse children—essentially the audio equivalent of pulling a ridiculous face.
A late-night phone call to someone you're not dating but definitely wouldn't mind spending some very specific time with—romance optimized for the commitment-phobic.
A playful jab at someone who's consumed more manga than any other form of media—basically the anime/manga equivalent of being called a couch potato, but with more Japanese comic books involved.
Short for 'Out of Control'—when someone's acting absolutely wild or going way too hard when the situation clearly doesn't call for that level of chaos.
A location under the occupation of chavs (rowdy, lower-class hoodlums); a place that's basically become a kingdom of bad attitudes and worse decision-making.
The unshakeable confidence to wear whatever you want without caring one iota about anyone's judgment; pure 'I don't give a flying flip' energy channeled into fashion choices.
An anthropomorphic animal character inhabiting online spaces like Furcadia; the internet's preferred vehicle for exploring alternate identities.