Fair Whether Family

Definition

Relatives who rarely show up except to ask for something; you tolerate them best from a distance because proximity breeds resentment.

Example Usage

My cousin only calls when he needs money—he's straight-up Fair Whether Family.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Fair%20Whether%20Family&defid=15967617)

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