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The unfortunate burnt residue left on your lip after an intense smoking session—basically the physical evidence you've been partying too hard.
An awkwardly dramatic monologue where someone launches into a serious, overly earnest lecture about feelings while everyone watches in secondhand embarrassment.
To post bite-sized thoughts into the digital void via a social media platform, where they may be retweeted into immortality or forgotten in 3 seconds. The bird-themed app where everyone's an expert on everything.
Drinking wine or champagne straight from the bottle with your crew instead of paying bar prices and waiting in queues. A no-nonsense approach to getting lit while saving money and eliminating the glass middleman.
Smoking so much marijuana that your body stages a full mutiny and forces you to vomit uncontrollably. Nature's way of telling you that you've exceeded your quota.
The paradoxical emotional state of returning to your hometown: grateful for the memories and roots, yet simultaneously relieved you've escaped and have zero desire to stay.
The trolling tactic of flooding a forum, page, or comment section with graphic gore images to shock and disturb; the nuclear option of online chaos.
A nickname for someone who smokes weed so habitually that it becomes their defining characteristic and the main thing their friends know about them.
Buttocks that lack definition or shape, basically the opposite of whatever fitness goal someone's actually chasing.
A state of being so profoundly high on marijuana that you're practically levitating alongside the actual birds in the sky.
An aggressively annoying person who lives to stir up drama and piss people off for absolutely no reason; basically a human-shaped nuisance.
An attractive person who has all the qualities you're looking for; someone who's got it going on and is dating material.
To simultaneously smoke marijuana and drink beer (acronym: Smoke A Bowl, Slam A Beer). The dubious recreational strategy for achieving maximum intoxication while maintaining minimum efficiency.
The insult equivalent of a three-for-one combo—coward, crybaby, and screw-up all in one dismissive phrase.
A suspiciously innocent-looking burlap sack containing illegal drugs that's supposed to survive police inspection by appearing to be harmless groceries instead of contraband.
A practitioner of the pseudoscientific belief that humans can sustain themselves on air, light, and "prana" (spiritual energy), thereby eliminating the inconvenient need for actual food. It's essentially what happens when wishful thinking meets biology and biology loses spectacularly.
"Enemies 4 Life"—the inverse of BFF, deployed when someone commits an unforgivable betrayal (usually minor) that severs your eternal bond, or at least until they apologize tomorrow.
A phonetic mangling of 'ridiculous' that somehow conveys exasperation better than the actual word—perfect for when something is so absurd it deserves a linguistic shortcut.
When someone drops an unsolicited pedantic fact mid-conversation that completely derails the vibe—delivered with the smug confidence of someone who just won an argument they invented.
Slang for someone who is sexually attractive or impressive—a 'wing candidate' is the type of person who makes everyone do a double-take.
That murky gray zone where you're doing all the couple stuff—dates, long conversations, inside jokes—but haven't officially used the D-word yet. All the intimacy benefits without the commitment paperwork.
A metaphor for something (or someone) that's gorgeous to look at on the surface but genuinely poisonous to be around or interact with. Beauty as a lethal trap.
A countercultural philosophy combining heavy smoking/drinking, spontaneous music sessions, wild stories that somehow actually happened, and the delusional conviction that you're living a perpetual bohemian movie—pure chaos energy.
When a broken device or situation mysteriously fixes itself through pure luck and zero actual troubleshooting—no genius required, just vibes and divine intervention.