Traffic Jesus

Definition

That aggressively polite driver who treats every intersection like a Mexican standoff, letting everyone else go first and turning a 5-minute drive into a 20-minute exercise in patience.

Example Usage

Why are we late to the movie again? Because Dad's being Traffic Jesus at every intersection.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Traffic%20Jesus&defid=10936018)

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