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British text-speak for 'jolly good show,' aka the most aggressively polite way to say 'nice one.' Common among people who think Peaky Blinders is a documentary.
A juvenile prank where you mime oral sex before scratching under someone's chin. Peak middle school comedy that somehow never gets old.
The peculiar zen-like satisfaction of vigorously wiggling a finger in your ear canal to relieve that deep, unbearable itch—it's scratching an itch's cooler, more aggressive cousin.
Lake Charles, Louisiana slang for 'what's up'—a hyper-local greeting with serious authenticity that you shouldn't attempt unless you actually roll with Lake Charles natives.
A Dairy Queen location that's perfectly pleasant during daylight hours but transforms into a genuinely sketchy parking lot after dark—basically soft serve with a side of adrenaline and questionable life choices.
A vehicle so decrepit, broken-down, and fundamentally unreliable that referring to it as a 'car' would be an insult to the word.
An awkwardly dramatic monologue where someone launches into a serious, overly earnest lecture about feelings while everyone watches in secondhand embarrassment.
Someone who's fallen deeply in love with Indian culture—from Bollywood to biryani to Sanskrit art—and enthusiastically incorporates it into their entire lifestyle. Their home looks like a personal temple dedicated to all things India.
Unshakeable audacity bordering on absolute stupidity; the testicular fortitude that allows someone to walk a tightrope between skyscrapers without permission and somehow survive to brag about it.
A Lexus SC model (especially the 2001+ SC430) featuring a sleek convertible hardtop, decent reliability, and a V8 engine with about 300 horsepower. It's the sensible luxury car for someone who wants prestige without the European repair bills.
Puffy, heavily cushioned winter boots from the '70s and '80s that looked like you were preparing for a lunar landing; wear them too close to a campfire and they'll melt into sad, squishy disappointment.
A fully committed member of the Juggalo subculture and Insane Clown Posse fanbase who embraces the face paint, music, and lifestyle with unironic dedication and unbridled enthusiasm.
A bowel movement of such extraordinary magnitude that it seems to violate basic human physiology and plumbing regulations; a toilet-clogging feat of legendary proportions.
Slang for an alpha male or someone radiating unshakeable confidence and dominance; the guy who walks into any room like he owns the place and everyone just accepts it.
Skinny dipping's less commitment-phobic cousin—jumping into the water in your underwear instead of going completely nude, because clothes are negotiable but dignity isn't quite ready to retire yet.
When romantic feelings ambush you out of nowhere for someone you've been platonically close with—the terrifying blur between 'best friend' and 'potential partner.'
Academic-sounding jargon someone uses to avoid saying 'God' or admitting they're spiritual—essentially 'beliefs' repackaged for intellectuals with thesaurus access.
A derisive term for someone whose obsessive hobbies and social awkwardness have supposedly rendered them permanently unlovable—a judgment that says far more about the judge than the judged.
That moment when something startles, scares, or creeps you out so badly that your skin erupts in goosebumps—whether from genuine fear, eerie vibes, or someone jumping out to terrify you.
An early-internet declaration of affection written in 1337-speak (numeric/symbol substitution), a nostalgic relic of Y2K chat culture where deliberately misspelling 'love' supposedly made emotions more intense.
A person (typically fictional or hypothetical) used to absorb incoming damage so others don't have to; the expendable unit whose primary function is tactical cannon-fodder.
Acting inappropriately youthful and eccentric for your age, typically as a result of dating someone significantly younger; basically a midlife crisis disguised as charm.
A state of invincible euphoria and confidence where you believe you can accomplish impossible feats; that moment when your sense of capability dramatically exceeds actual human limitations.
Street slang for oral sex that emphasizes the anatomical location doing the heavy lifting. Popular in hip-hop and probably used by people much cooler than you.