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To party hard and have a rollicking good time, as if you're living your best 1970s rock song fantasy; if it sounds vaguely like Creedence Clearwater Revival, you're probably doing it right.
Your soulmate or the person you have an intense physical and emotional bond with—expressed with maximum vowel enthusiasm. It's love with extra dramatics.
Someone who monopolizes a blunt or smoking device by taking excessively long hits instead of passing it along. Named with the creative vulgarity only potheads can muster.
A linguistic improvement upon 'rude' that somehow manages to sound simultaneously cooler and more dismissive. It's the kind of slang that exists purely because 'rude' felt too mainstream.
Living in a state of prosperity, good fortune, and comfortable prosperity—basically when life is treating you exceptionally well and your luck meter is maxed out.
Two people who are so aesthetically perfect and romantically flawless together that they achieve near-deity status among their peers—the kind of couple that makes others believe in soulmates.
The final evolutionary form of Dad Bod—when the beer belly, love handles, and general descent into comfort have reached maximum intensity. It's what happens when you stop fighting the inevitable.
A person blessed with the supernatural ability to turn literally any location—grocery stores, their bedroom, a DMV waiting room—into a raging celebration and sustain it for days on end. True party rockers operate on pure vibes and don't need external substances; wannabes just shuffle awkwardly and call it a day.
That peak moment of being absolutely wrecked on MDMA or similar drugs where the intensity feels like it might literally detach your face from your skull—maximum euphoria mixed with sensory overload.
A deep, pure bond between people (usually friends) that transcends traditional relationship categories by merging genuine affection from the heart with the loyalty of a true connection.
A male cafeteria worker at a school—someone responsible for portion control, food safety, and crushing the dreams of hungry students everywhere. The unsung hero (or villain) behind the serving line.
Mental and visual first aid served up after witnessing something unspeakable on the internet—your go-to remedy is one cute animal video or wholesome meme. It's what you need when you can't unsee what you just saw.
Someone obsessed with their appearance and grooming to an almost ridiculous degree, basically the male equivalent of high-maintenance but with more product in the hair.
The ambiguous limbo between active flirting and officially dating where both people obviously like each other but nobody wants to ruin it by defining the relationship.
The frantic deletion of a message from a chat or forum within seconds of sending it—hopefully before anyone witnessed your embarrassing typo or hot take.
A derisive term for someone whose obsessive hobbies and social awkwardness have supposedly rendered them permanently unlovable—a judgment that says far more about the judge than the judged.
An Urban Dictionary contributor who submits a single definition, gets it published, then vanishes without helping moderate the site's massive backlog—basically a definition deadbeat parent.
That depressing stretch when nothing worth watching is in theaters; a multiplex wasteland of sequels and mediocrity.
A dismissive, breath-based sound expressing disbelief or skepticism without wasting actual words. The universal translation for 'yeah, sure, I believe that.'
Shorthand for 'Netflix and Chill,' texted as a flirty code phrase that your parents won't decipher if they somehow get their hands on your phone.
An extremely moody and volatile person with zero chill who takes everything personally and responds to mild jokes with full-blown adult tantrums.
A trans woman who was previously accepted and thriving in LGBTQ+ spaces as a gay man; often deeply embedded in queer culture, drag history, and community networks.
Bitter, resentful, or passive-aggressively sharp-tongued—the internet's favorite descriptor for someone whose feelings got hurt and they've decided to broadcast their indignation with maximum emotional intensity. A term that perfectly captures the unspoken rule: if you're going to lose, do it loudly and online.
British slang for someone who uses heroin; derived from Cockney rhyming slang, a term used in UK drug culture.