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Spanish slang for an idiot or chronic troublemaker—someone whose life is basically a series of self-inflicted disasters.
Slang for something so undeniably excellent it has transcended normal 'dope' status; usually applied to music producers whose beats are genuinely transcendent.
Cornish British slang for an attractive woman; basically a pretty girl spotted in the wild, as observed by teenagers with limited vocabulary but keen eyes.
A male cafeteria worker at a school—someone responsible for portion control, food safety, and crushing the dreams of hungry students everywhere. The unsung hero (or villain) behind the serving line.
Mental and visual first aid served up after witnessing something unspeakable on the internet—your go-to remedy is one cute animal video or wholesome meme. It's what you need when you can't unsee what you just saw.
A fully committed member of the Juggalo subculture and Insane Clown Posse fanbase who embraces the face paint, music, and lifestyle with unironic dedication and unbridled enthusiasm.
The frantic deletion of a message from a chat or forum within seconds of sending it—hopefully before anyone witnessed your embarrassing typo or hot take.
That magical 4 PM moment when the pre-game begins—early enough to achieve maximum inebriation by the time you hit the club, late enough to avoid spending actual money on overpriced venue cocktails. It's strategic drinking disguised as having fun.
Displaying clear dominance or authority in a space; stepping in and making it obvious you're in control.
Someone living in the suburbs who dresses and acts like a hardcore gangster while their mom's SUV sits in the driveway.
The desperate phrase you yell when you've just said something so offensive or controversial that cancellation is imminent and you need everyone to collectively forget they heard it.
An acronym for Monday Night Meat Loaf—a casual dinner tradition where friends gather to enjoy this comfort food classic. It's the kind of meal that bonds people through shared carbs and nostalgia.
Acronym for 'the funniest person in the world'—a hyperbolic compliment suggesting someone's comedy chops are unmatched and globally superior.
Living in a state of prosperity, good fortune, and comfortable prosperity—basically when life is treating you exceptionally well and your luck meter is maxed out.
Two people who are so aesthetically perfect and romantically flawless together that they achieve near-deity status among their peers—the kind of couple that makes others believe in soulmates.
The final evolutionary form of Dad Bod—when the beer belly, love handles, and general descent into comfort have reached maximum intensity. It's what happens when you stop fighting the inevitable.
A person blessed with the supernatural ability to turn literally any location—grocery stores, their bedroom, a DMV waiting room—into a raging celebration and sustain it for days on end. True party rockers operate on pure vibes and don't need external substances; wannabes just shuffle awkwardly and call it a day.
An exclamation of surprise or astonishment popularized by comedic legend Chris Farley, expressing shock or disbelief in the most ridiculous way possible.
Internet shorthand for 'just kidding,' used to soften blunt statements or self-deprecating comments so you don't sound like a total jerk—essentially a digital permission slip for brutal honesty.
Psychological baggage stemming from an absent or poor paternal relationship, often characterized by seeking validation from older male figures and struggling with trust and emotional stability.
A dismissive retort claiming someone is emotionally upset in real life—typically used when you've lost an online argument and need a face-saving exit strategy. It's the digital equivalent of 'you mad?' but more specific.
A euphemistic gaming insult—a creative substitute for a more offensive term, typically hurled at teammates who mess up during gameplay. It's deliberately nonsensical, which is what makes it absurdly funny as an insult.
Two friends who lose their virginity on the same night, cementing a hilariously awkward lifelong bond. It's like becoming blood brothers, but significantly more embarrassing if anyone finds out.
Someone obsessed with their appearance and grooming to an almost ridiculous degree, basically the male equivalent of high-maintenance but with more product in the hair.