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A coded term used by students to refer to vaping devices while in school, allowing for discreet conversation about vape usage in environments where it's forbidden.
A dude sporting the aesthetic of perpetually unwashed long hair, band tees, and gaming apparel—basically what happens when personal hygiene takes a backseat to basement-dwelling culture.
A family pun contraction of 'dad's salt'—a lighthearted bit of wordplay that somehow made seasoning funny while simultaneously making it taste like memories.
A portmanteau for someone with mixed Nordic (Scandinavian) and Celtic (Irish/Scottish) heritage—coined as a shorthand by someone tired of the exhausting genealogy explanation and the inevitable 'yes, I'm naturally pale' jokes.
A form of sexual harassment where someone forces another person into explicit roleplay scenarios online without consent—basically digital sexual coercion that belongs in a ban hammer's sights.
A kitchen that stocks nothing but condiments and raw ingredients—meaning you can make a sauce for literally anything, but you can't actually eat anything. It's the culinary equivalent of having all the paint but no canvas.
Either a small, scurrying creature with a distinctive noise, or your hoodie compressed into a basketball-sized wadded ball. Either way, it's adorable and somewhat mysterious.
A humorous declaration that something is completely finished, over, or done for—usually in a dire or irreversible way. Think of it as the theatrical death knell for your plans, reputation, or freedom.
When someone sends you dozens of consecutive text messages instead of composing one coherent thought—testing both your phone battery and your patience simultaneously.
The universal placeholder word you deploy when your brain has ghosted you—that trusty 'thingamabob' or 'doohickey' for anything whose actual name has escaped your memory.
To utterly demolish or defeat someone in an absurdly over-the-top, hyperkinetic manner—a deep-cut reference to Homestar Runner's alternate dimension where everything is cranked up to ridiculous levels.
A philosophical punk who ditches the fashion theater for actual substance—think infiltrating mainstream society with a suit and ironic smile to subvert the system from within.
An activist primarily motivated by hitting on fellow activists; someone who shows up to 'save the planet' with a charming smile and questionable sincerity.
That depressing stretch when nothing worth watching is in theaters; a multiplex wasteland of sequels and mediocrity.
A Dairy Queen location that's perfectly pleasant during daylight hours but transforms into a genuinely sketchy parking lot after dark—basically soft serve with a side of adrenaline and questionable life choices.
Buttocks that lack definition or shape, basically the opposite of whatever fitness goal someone's actually chasing.
Someone you're mutually attracted to and actively flirting with but haven't officially committed to yet—basically the perfect undefined zone where anything could happen.
A state of being so profoundly high on marijuana that you're practically levitating alongside the actual birds in the sky.
An extremely moody and volatile person with zero chill who takes everything personally and responds to mild jokes with full-blown adult tantrums.
Mandatory family gatherings, especially during holidays, that feel less like bonding and more like serving a sentence of forced proximity with relatives you barely tolerate.
An exclamation expressing shock or disbelief, popularized by one Paul Guerrero. It's a biblical alternative to common expletives when things get wild.
The inverse of 'giving'; to explicitly not project, convey, or embody a particular quality, vibe, or aesthetic; often used to dismiss or negate an impression.
An acronym for Monday Night Meat Loaf—a casual dinner tradition where friends gather to enjoy this comfort food classic. It's the kind of meal that bonds people through shared carbs and nostalgia.
Acronym for 'the funniest person in the world'—a hyperbolic compliment suggesting someone's comedy chops are unmatched and globally superior.