Locker Zombie

Definition

That persistent acquaintance who mysteriously gravitates toward your locker every day despite not being your friend, desperately attempting conversation with the charm of a wet mop. Exhibit A of social obliviousness.

Example Usage

Brad's being a total Locker Zombie again—he's been hanging around my locker for 10 minutes trying to talk about his weekend.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Locker%20Zombie&defid=9640575)

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