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A girl who spends significant time online, often characterized by a specific aesthetic or fashion sense; sometimes used mockingly by those who find internet femininity cringe-worthy. It's basically 'girl + internet' but with more makeup.
A satirical shield—an explicit disclaimer that your batshit-crazy post/video is pure comedy and trolling with zero factual basis. Slapping this hashtag is supposedly your legal armor against being canceled, fact-checked, or taken seriously.
A humorous nickname for a place considered so underwhelming or laughable that it deserves a name change to reflect its status as a joke. Typically used affectionately or mockingly by locals.
A woman who's clever, charismatic, and emotionally elusive—the type who's always winning the dating game because she refuses to play by conventional rules.
A person who lacks courage or the backbone to follow through on something, typically due to fear or inadequacy—basically the human equivalent of a participation trophy.
A colorful variation of 'blows chunks' that means something is absolutely terrible or disgusting, likely to provoke intense disdain. The primate imagery is purely for comedic effect, not literal.
The imaginary prescription drug you mentally pop when life becomes absolutely unbearable—a humorous way to say 'screw everything' when work, money, family, or existence in general reaches critical mass.
Either your parents' parents' parents (your most senior relatives), or an exceptionally cool and generous grandparent who actually remembers what it's like to be young.
Someone who monopolizes a blunt or smoking device by taking excessively long hits instead of passing it along. Named with the creative vulgarity only potheads can muster.
A playful online greeting claiming to be Japanese for 'hello,' typically used ironically or jokingly in casual internet conversation. More of a meme spelling than an actual Japanese word—think of it as internet phonetic nonsense.
A dismissive retort claiming someone is emotionally upset in real life—typically used when you've lost an online argument and need a face-saving exit strategy. It's the digital equivalent of 'you mad?' but more specific.
That weird high-pitched sound that exists in the sonic gray area between a squeak and a screech—annoying, loud, and impossible to ignore. The audio equivalent of nails on a chalkboard.
Yiddish-origin slang for being absolutely bonkers, certifiably nuts, or a few sandwiches short of a full picnic. When someone suggests you do something genuinely insane, they're questioning whether you've lost your marbles entirely.
That brutally premature aging where your body acts like you're 80 despite being decades younger, accumulating injuries and deterioration at an unfair rate. It's when your knees sound like Rice Krispies and you pull a muscle sneezing.
Glasgow street slang for Mogadon (nitrazepam) sleeping pills—central depressants commonly used to take the edge off stimulants or provide quick shut-eye. Classic pharmaceutical slang from UK club culture.
The art of visiting someone's home under friendly pretenses and systematically leaving with all their snacks and alcohol—all while maintaining a pleasant demeanor and the fiction that you're not literally robbing them.
A lesbian, typically masculine-presenting or with traditionally masculine characteristics, fashion, or demeanor. The term exists within LGBTQ+ communities as a self-descriptor, though context and speaker identity matter significantly.
Internet shorthand abbreviation for 'need to go'—a quick way to signal your departure from an online conversation without elaborate explanation.
The ultimate verbal escape hatch—an extended version of 'whatever' that works as a comeback to literally anything, no matter the situation or severity of the insult.
Acronym for 'the funniest person in the world'—a hyperbolic compliment suggesting someone's comedy chops are unmatched and globally superior.
Short for 'funk doctor'—a person who brings wild, chaotic, party energy to any situation, typically making an entrance that demands attention.
Your soulmate or the person you have an intense physical and emotional bond with—expressed with maximum vowel enthusiasm. It's love with extra dramatics.
Someone too lazy to do their own research who constantly badgers others for answers instead of Googling it themselves. The digital equivalent of that friend who won't read the menu and just asks you what's good every single time.
Any recreational substance consumed in suburban America that has absolutely zero street credibility, making the whole 'thug' label utterly ridiculous and deeply ironic.