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A term rooted in the nursery rhyme, used to describe someone (often an artist or activist) with vaguely revolutionary or socialist leanings who earns their way through talent and conviction. It's a nod to countercultural pride.
A humorous metric measuring the concentration or percentage of obnoxious, arrogant people in a given location. High douche-centage means it's probably time to find a new spot.
The beautiful intersection of laziness and technology: ordering pizza through your Wii console's internet browser because standing up or finding your phone seems like too much effort.
Fantasy football leagues differ on whether they include play from just the DEF or the special teams, too (DST). It's up to you and the rest of the teams to choose how you want to play.
South Australian slang for the decidedly unglamorous act of picking your nose, a term that's somehow more colorful than the actual activity it describes.
A made-up verb meaning to do whatever the heck you want without permission or supervision—basically the professional equivalent of playing hooky with authority.
A blend of 'fake' and the slur 'Polack,' describing someone pretending to be Polish when they aren't—essentially calling out an ethnic identity poser. It's a niche term used to mock inauthentic cultural appropriation.
Internet slang for anything that looks delicious, tastes decadent, or appears visually stunning—it's "luscious" with creative spelling and maximum enthusiasm. Works equally well for describing food, aesthetics, or vibes.
The absolutely euphoric celebration that follows an improbable come-from-behind victory in high-stakes gambling, especially poker. It's what happens when you go from broke to loaded in a single, miraculous winning streak.
The ambiguous limbo between active flirting and officially dating where both people obviously like each other but nobody wants to ruin it by defining the relationship.
Slang for an alpha male or someone radiating unshakeable confidence and dominance; the guy who walks into any room like he owns the place and everyone just accepts it.
A Japanese teasing term (momo-fo, or 'momo foreigners') for loud, disrespectful tourists cluttering Tokyo's fashion districts like Harajuku and Shibuya, usually speaking zero Japanese and displaying zero manners. Named after the annoying Shibuya mascot from the '90s.
That moment when something startles, scares, or creeps you out so badly that your skin erupts in goosebumps—whether from genuine fear, eerie vibes, or someone jumping out to terrify you.
An early-internet declaration of affection written in 1337-speak (numeric/symbol substitution), a nostalgic relic of Y2K chat culture where deliberately misspelling 'love' supposedly made emotions more intense.
Any unpleasant biological discharge seeping from your face—snot, eye gunk, ear wax, or whatever nasty secretion your body feels like producing today.
To party hard and have a rollicking good time, as if you're living your best 1970s rock song fantasy; if it sounds vaguely like Creedence Clearwater Revival, you're probably doing it right.
British slang for someone who uses heroin; derived from Cockney rhyming slang, a term used in UK drug culture.
An exceptionally thunderous and forceful fart; the kind that echoes through entire rooms and makes everyone question whether it was actually thunder.
A spiritual state of being one with nature and fearlessness—an adrenaline junkie who's found inner peace by embracing life's thrills and giving back to the earth. Basically enlightenment, but make it extreme sports.
A state of enlightenment achieved by understanding and mastering the art of romantic charm, charisma, and flirtation ("rizz"); someone who has internalized the truths about attraction and social magnetism. Often used ironically to describe someone who thinks they've unlocked dating secrets but are usually just being delusional.
A euphemistic slang term for purchasing drugs on credit instead of cash—treating the narcotics trade like a legitimate payment plan.
The strategic act of running water in the sink or flushing while pooping to mask the inevitable sounds—a delicate social courtesy when you're not alone in the house.
The baffling collection of dings, dents, and bumper damage on an elderly person's meticulously maintained car—proof that good vision and reflexes matter more than oil changes when preserving paint.
The panicked scrubbing of your browser history with wholesome searches before someone borrows your device—digital damage control for your questionable browsing habits.