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Fantasy football leagues differ on whether they include play from just the DEF or the special teams, too (DST). It's up to you and the rest of the teams to choose how you want to play.
To start or embark upon an activity with intention and momentum, as in 'hitting the road' or 'hitting the gym.' The word implies purposeful action and forward motion.
A petite girl sporting the early-2000s emo/scene aesthetic: impossibly tight skinny jeans, colorful eyeshadow in clashing shades, and often accessorized with quirky cartoon backpacks. Peak MySpace energy in human form.
A humorous, quasi-religious euphemism for marijuana that plays on devil-themed imagery to describe the forbidden green herb. It's what your aunt calls weed when she's trying to sound hip at Thanksgiving.
A slang expression indicating someone lacks courage or backbone when facing a challenge. If you've got 'no dot,' you're being called out for not stepping up.
Facebook Best Friend Forever—the once-thrilling but ultimately hollow status of having someone add you on Facebook as a 'best friend,' which meant absolutely nothing in real life.
Adjective describing something thoroughly covered in 'cope'—internet-speak for coping mechanisms, delusion, or self-deception. If a take is copeatious, it's basically someone coping so hard they've built a second reality.
A teenager who essentially lives at the mall, treating it as their natural habitat and social headquarters. Historically characterized by aggressive loitering, intimidating fashion choices, and a fierce resistance to mall security authority.
The glorious act of partying hard on Thursday night knowing you have Friday off to recover, sleep in, and nurse your regrets. Named after that one Adult Swim show that understood the working person's soul.
A portmanteau of 'momentous' and 'glorious' that describes something as a spectacularly significant event worthy of fanfare and celebration.
The mysterious phenomenon where your performance inexplicably skyrockets when attractive people are watching—apparently competence and confidence are directly proportional to how many 'baddies' are in attendance.
A demand for someone to simplify their confusing or overly complicated explanation into plain, straightforward language that normal humans can actually understand. Basically the verbal equivalent of 'stop using big words and make sense.'
A digital equivalent of a physical Christmas stocking, typically an online collection or gift delivery of virtual items, digital currency, or online services given during the holiday season. It's what happens when tradition meets the internet and decides to go paperless.
An acronym for 'Annoying the Shit Out of Me'—the perfect shorthand for expressing maximum irritation when you can't be bothered spelling it all out. It's the text-speak equivalent of an exasperated eye roll.
Short for 'smoke up'—a group activity involving the communal consumption of cannabis joints. It's the organized gathering of people ready to get elevated together.
Any recreational substance consumed in suburban America that has absolutely zero street credibility, making the whole 'thug' label utterly ridiculous and deeply ironic.
Yiddish-origin slang for being absolutely bonkers, certifiably nuts, or a few sandwiches short of a full picnic. When someone suggests you do something genuinely insane, they're questioning whether you've lost your marbles entirely.
A satirical shield—an explicit disclaimer that your batshit-crazy post/video is pure comedy and trolling with zero factual basis. Slapping this hashtag is supposedly your legal armor against being canceled, fact-checked, or taken seriously.
A person who incessantly boasts, talks excessively, and has an unsolicited opinion on literally everything—the human equivalent of a broken record player.
A ridiculous term for surviving an impossible fall in Fortnite (or real life), defying physics and all logic—basically pulling off a miracle when you should've gone splat.
A redneck-approved method of unloading a truck bed by dropping the tailgate, throwing it in reverse, and slamming on the brakes to send everything flying out the back in one glorious, chaotic motion.
A clumsy, obvious, or particularly unconvincing lie—basically the verbal equivalent of someone trying to hide behind a lamppost.
That blissful mental state when a substance (usually an edible or drink) finally kicks in and you're no longer waiting—you're *there*. It's the moment of no return into a night of questionable decisions.
To utterly destroy, dominate, or decisively defeat something (slang usage)—the hyperbolic way creative types say their campaign absolutely crushed it. Not actually a crime when applied to quarterly targets.