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Short for 'funk doctor'—a person who brings wild, chaotic, party energy to any situation, typically making an entrance that demands attention.
To utterly destroy, dominate, or decisively defeat something (slang usage)—the hyperbolic way creative types say their campaign absolutely crushed it. Not actually a crime when applied to quarterly targets.
Someone who monopolizes a blunt or smoking device by taking excessively long hits instead of passing it along. Named with the creative vulgarity only potheads can muster.
A legendary historical figure known for his absolutely insane commitment to filial piety—he literally ate his own eye after an arrow wound because his mother gave it to him. Peak badass energy from ancient China.
A chaotic filmmaking style that weaponizes quick cuts, bizarre camera angles, random sound effects, and nonsensical visuals in a desperate attempt to hold viewer attention—usually just resulting in sensory overload and confusion instead. Think 1990s educational videos on steroids, exemplified by Bill Nye's aggressive editing style.
A demand for someone to simplify their confusing or overly complicated explanation into plain, straightforward language that normal humans can actually understand. Basically the verbal equivalent of 'stop using big words and make sense.'
A playful online greeting claiming to be Japanese for 'hello,' typically used ironically or jokingly in casual internet conversation. More of a meme spelling than an actual Japanese word—think of it as internet phonetic nonsense.
A digital equivalent of a physical Christmas stocking, typically an online collection or gift delivery of virtual items, digital currency, or online services given during the holiday season. It's what happens when tradition meets the internet and decides to go paperless.
A mental catalog of attractive people you fantasize about—basically a spank bank, but for people with different hardware. It's your personal collection of crushes, celebrities, and that one person from class filed away in the archives of your imagination.
An acronym standing for John F. Kennedy—used as an exclamation reference or joke about the historical figure and his assassination.
The act of taking a deep sniff of someone's armpit, presumably for reasons that science has yet to fully explain.
A made-up syndrome meaning 'Posterior Void Syndrome'—a humorous way of calling someone a complete jerk or asshole with pseudo-medical authority.
A horror movie term for a partial decapitation that leaves most of the head intact—basically when the executioner gets lazy. It's the DIY approach to on-screen gore.
Someone whose kindness, thoughtfulness, and good personality make them genuinely attractive beyond just physical appearance. Or, you know, just someone with a nicely shaped head.
A person who harbors irrational prejudice against dentists as a group, treating them as somehow fundamentally different from the rest of society. It's basically bigotry, but make it dental—a Seinfeld-coined term that brilliantly satirizes all forms of discrimination by applying them to tooth doctors.
Someone too lazy to do their own research who constantly badgers others for answers instead of Googling it themselves. The digital equivalent of that friend who won't read the menu and just asks you what's good every single time.
A state of visual chaos so extreme and overwhelming that it transcends normal messiness into an art form of disorder. When disarray becomes so legendary it demands its own category—basically, if a tornado had a Instagram aesthetic.
A romantic ship name created by blending a name starting with 'St' with the name Avery, resulting in 'Stavery.' It's the kind of portmanteau romance that only makes sense to the two people involved and their overly invested friends.
A deceptively thick wad of cash that appears impressive at first glance but is actually just a bunch of one-dollar bills stacked together with maybe one big bill on top for show. Peak performance theater for broke people trying to look baller.
Extremely intoxicated to the point of being non-functional, combining 'shit-faced' and 'drunk' into one gloriously blunt descriptor. When you're so wasted that your coordination and judgment have both checked out.
A strategic fake cough deployed to mask heavy breathing after physical exertion, allowing someone to save face by implying they're sick rather than out of shape. The ultimate performance art of plausible deniability on staircases everywhere.
An exaggerated expression describing intense, uncontrollable laughter or hilarity so severe that you feel like you're literally expiring from amusement. It's hyperbolic, melodramatic, and absolutely accurate when something is that funny.
A dramatic vocalization that combines a sharp gasp with an excited exclamation, expressing profound surprise or shock that a simple 'gasp' just cannot adequately convey. When regular reactions aren't extra enough for the moment.
A derogatory term for someone displaying an unfriendly, annoyed, or permanently scowling expression—essentially accusing them of perpetually looking like they smell something bad. Not the nicest way to describe someone's resting expression.