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A person who incessantly boasts, talks excessively, and has an unsolicited opinion on literally everything—the human equivalent of a broken record player.
To start or embark upon an activity with intention and momentum, as in 'hitting the road' or 'hitting the gym.' The word implies purposeful action and forward motion.
An adjective that gives something liquid-like qualities, usually describing food with an appetizing, saucy, or moist consistency—basically what happens when you're trying to sound poetic about gravy.
A digital thumbs-up or dopamine hit delivered via social media to signal approval without the effort of actually commenting. The metric by which self-worth is now measured.
A glorious occasion (usually a Monday) when chicken nuggets become the unofficial meal of choice across an entire social group. It's the kind of day where you text your friends with anticipatory excitement about fried poultry.
That peak moment of being absolutely wrecked on MDMA or similar drugs where the intensity feels like it might literally detach your face from your skull—maximum euphoria mixed with sensory overload.
An acronym standing for 'Idiot Wrapped In a Moron'—a humorous but harsh way to describe someone who is acting exceptionally foolish or demonstrating remarkable stupidity.
To hit someone with such force that an audible 'woop' sound occurs—a onomatopoeia-based term for delivering a particularly emphatic punch or beating.
A self-proclaimed holiday celebrated the Sunday before St. Patrick's Day, ostensibly to honor St. Patrick but really just an excuse to recover from weekend drinking and do it all over again. Group yelling of 'SNAKE SUNDAY!' is mandatory.
A PlayStation 2 dating simulation game where you romance anime girls with branching storylines—the blueprint for countless hours of pressing X buttons while telling nobody about it.
A top-five ranking (could be good or bad) expressed in abbreviated form; the tone of voice determines whether it's praise or criticism. Think 'that's in my top five best/worst things' but said way faster.
Someone who commands such intellectual or physical dominance that peers treat them with reverential awe, naturally assuming leadership positions in any group. It's basically the human equivalent of a final boss—undefeatable and worthy of worship.
Bitter, resentful, or passive-aggressively sharp-tongued—the internet's favorite descriptor for someone whose feelings got hurt and they've decided to broadcast their indignation with maximum emotional intensity. A term that perfectly captures the unspoken rule: if you're going to lose, do it loudly and online.
When the universe conspires to deliver absurd, petty misfortunes with suspicious regularity—never catastrophic, just perfectly inconvenient. It's bad luck with a comedic timing that only cosmic forces could orchestrate.
Jamaican and Caribbean slang for someone whose appearance is so unfortunate it's genuinely alarming—ugly to a degree that registers as almost disturbing.
A euphemism for grooming one's pubic area—basically the way gym bros discuss personal hygiene without actually saying the quiet part out loud.
Spanish slang for the crack of dawn; that ungodly early morning hour when you'd rather be anywhere else.
Someone so aggressively dumb and boring that hanging around them feels like psychological torture—the human equivalent of a broken record, but louder and more obnoxious.
Operating at peak confidence and skill; performing so exceptionally well that everyone around you has no choice but to watch in admiration.
A gay or lesbian young urban professional—the LGBTQ+ equivalent of 'yuppie' who prioritizes career advancement and designer labels over nightlife and stereotypical community aesthetics.
A Gen-Z phrase used to introduce a humorous observation or commentary, often implying amazement, indignation, or incredulity at a situation; similar to 'the way that...' or 'the audacity of it all.'
Keyboard smashing as a legitimate form of expression—the digital equivalent of losing your mind over something mind-blowingly awesome. When coherent words simply cannot contain your enthusiasm.
A crude, insulting nickname for someone overweight—comparing their legs to the meaty joints of a pig. Not exactly polite, but shockingly persistent in circles where people have apparently never heard of kindness.
Shorthand for 'Netflix and Chill,' texted as a flirty code phrase that your parents won't decipher if they somehow get their hands on your phone.