New Goof Bootin'

Definition

The tragic sequel to "new boot goofin'" where you take your freshly purchased boots out drinking and inevitably scuff, stain, or otherwise ruin them before they've even seen a full day of wear. It's the universe's way of punishing hubris and reminding you why we can't have nice things. Also applies to any new footwear destroyed by poor life choices.

Example Usage

"Bought these Jordans yesterday and went new goof bootin' at the club—they already look like I've owned them for years."

Source: Urban Dictionary

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