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Abbreviation for 'Didn't Read'—a dismissive internet response indicating the sender couldn't be bothered to read a lengthy message or wall of text. Usually deployed sarcastically or to shut down verbose arguments online.
The Swiss Army knife of British and Australian vocabulary that can mean either your buddy or your romantic/sexual partner, depending entirely on context. It's simultaneously the most casual and most intimate term in Commonwealth English. The example sentence being identical for both definitions is not a typo—it's a feature.
A lazy portmanteau of 'chill' and 'relax'—meaning to kick back, hang out, and do absolutely nothing in the most relaxed way possible.
An onomatopoetic representation of the sound a person makes when they pass gas. It's the flatulent equivalent of 'whoosh' or 'splat'.
A chameleon-like person who adapts to any social group without commitment, blending in effortlessly while maintaining emotional distance. The social butterfly who everyone likes but nobody actually knows.
To load up on flashy diamonds and jewelry, essentially covering yourself in bling until you sparkle like a disco ball. The verbal equivalent of showing off expensive ice.
Street slang for the police or law enforcement; another version of '5-0.' Used to warn associates when cops are nearby or approaching.
A line of people, data packets, or literally anything waiting its turn in orderly fashion. The British version of 'line,' and also the most polite way to describe people standing around looking annoyed.
Self-deprecating slang for someone who struggles with romantic or sexual success—short for 'Get No Bitches Association,' a humorous acknowledgment of chronic single status. It's the digital equivalent of a self-roast.
A street term meaning someone died from a drug overdose—a grim piece of slang that reflects the ongoing opioid crisis.
A blend of 'stingin'' and 'stainin'' that means attacking or devastating (in a rap context). Popularized by Krayzie Bone to describe delivering aggressive lyrics or causing damage.
An uncontrollable bout of talking just to hear yourself speak, usually at maximum volume and with zero self-awareness. Think of it as verbal diarrhea masquerading as conversation.
An auction website for MapleStory items that devolved into an internet cesspool of memes, racism, and niche discussions about anime, fighting games, and Asian snacks. Think 4chan but obsessed with a 2D MMORPG.
A rhetorical question fired at someone who just spectacularly screwed up, implying their situation is now dire and the consequences are self-evident. It's equal parts sympathy and 'I told you so.'
Something interesting or compelling enough to deserve permanent ink on your body—the minimum bar for 'actually worth your money and lifetime commitment.' If it doesn't pass the tat worthy test, it's probably not worth your time either.
The profound sense of liberation and relief that comes from escaping a narcissistic relationship. It's that exhilarating moment when you realize you've finally broken free from emotional manipulation.
A emphatic assurance of truthfulness—a way to swear on something to convince someone you're not lying. It's the verbal equivalent of raising your right hand in court, but with more street credibility.
The muddy, crushed residue of Oreo cookie crumbs mixed with saliva, typically visible on teeth or around the mouth after eating them. It's basically the evidence of your cookie crime.
An acronym standing for 'Drop Everything and Run,' reportedly used as a subliminal message by obsessive stalkers to get someone's attention. It's a darkly comedic take on unwanted romantic persistence.
A towering female figure typically depicted as 20+ feet tall, primarily featured in fantasy fiction and niche internet communities. She's basically what happens when you want a regular woman but make her architecturally impossible.
The imaginary prescription drug you mentally pop when life becomes absolutely unbearable—a humorous way to say 'screw everything' when work, money, family, or existence in general reaches critical mass.
A gay or lesbian young urban professional—the LGBTQ+ equivalent of 'yuppie' who prioritizes career advancement and designer labels over nightlife and stereotypical community aesthetics.
Homeless person, not quite outcast enough to have resorted to sleeping under bridges, prefering instead to use up the hospitality of everyone they know in turn.
An alcoholic beverage made with a 25-cent King Kullen brand canned soda and a flavored vodka -- ie: chocolate flavored vodka and King Kullen cream soda