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A Chicago street slang term popularized by rapper FBG Wooski meaning 'on my word' or 'I swear,' similar to 'on my momma' or 'on gang.' It's used to emphasize the truthfulness of a statement.
A somewhat tongue-in-cheek reference to New London, Connecticut, characterizing it as a rough urban area where crime is unfortunately common. It's local slang with a bit of dark humor.
A euphemism for masturbation or receiving a handjob, presumably because it involves... rhythmic manual labor? The culinary metaphor is admittedly creative, if unappetizing.
The ultimate low-effort playground insult that somehow transcends logic and age to become devastatingly effective through sheer audacity and randomness.
A portmanteau of 'momentous' and 'glorious' that describes something as a spectacularly significant event worthy of fanfare and celebration.
A nostalgic euphemism for childhood—that mythical era of responsibility-free existence, simpler pleasures, and boundless possibility.
An adjective that gives something liquid-like qualities, usually describing food with an appetizing, saucy, or moist consistency—basically what happens when you're trying to sound poetic about gravy.
An acronym standing for Fap, Nap, and Crap—basically the holy trinity of self-care when you're feeling sick or terrible and need to reset your system, any combination works.
The tentative roster of people you tell someone when inviting them to an event—a beautiful blend of confirmed attendees, maybes, chronic no-shows, and unexpected gate-crashers that never matches reality.
An abbreviation for Deep Laugh Syndrome—that internal pressure building up from a hilarious moment that you're desperately trying not to let explode out of you.
Someone (typically a Floridian) who clocks out at 5 PM sharp to immediately hit the bar for margaritas and Jimmy Buffett songs—basically living the perpetual vacation lifestyle on a Tuesday.
To pull out, reveal, or deploy something impressive—whether it's a hidden talent, a deep voice, or an unexpected skill. Think of it as the verbal equivalent of 'dropping the mic.'
Items that are old enough to feel retro but not quite old enough to be considered antique—the sweet spot where something becomes desirable again. Also a polite way to describe "heavily used" on resale sites.
A complimentary (or brutally honest) way to describe someone sporting a particularly voluminous posterior, especially when flaunted in flattering athletic wear.
A hand-rolled marijuana cigarette, typically made by wrapping cannabis in rolling paper—the classic counterculture smoking apparatus.
A fitted tube top or bandeau-style garment designed to support and conceal the breasts with minimal visible panty lines or bra straps.
A rallying cry from fans who ship an unconfirmed or fabricated celebrity couple, used defensively when challenged about the relationship's actual existence.
An acronym for 'Like Your Mom' used as a random non-sequitur insult or agreement, most effective when deployed completely out of context.
A cheeky way to say "call me back" or "get in touch with me," popular among surfers and urban folks who apparently couldn't just say 'hit me up' like normal people.
An exclamation used to celebrate winning, completing a task, or achieving something triumphant—basically what happens when Batman meets internet slang.
Those self-appointed highway enforcers who camp out in the passing lane going exactly the speed limit, completely oblivious that they're holding up traffic and driving everyone else insane with their misplaced sense of authority.
A redneck-approved method of unloading a truck bed by dropping the tailgate, throwing it in reverse, and slamming on the brakes to send everything flying out the back in one glorious, chaotic motion.
A fictional mental destination you arrive at when you're thoroughly intoxicated or 'in it'—your drunk imagination's getaway resort where logic takes a vacation.
A playful reference to being 'the imposter,' likely inspired by Among Us gaming culture—used to jokingly accuse someone of being suspicious or sus.