Definition

A self-proclaimed DJ wannabe who constantly shoves mixtapes into everyone's hands and won't shut up about electronic dance music. Think of the guy who took a Soundcloud producer course and now considers himself Calvin Harris.

Example Usage

Mark keeps trying to DJ our parties, but he's just a hacheta with a laptop and delusions of grandeur.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hacheta&defid=12410412)