No cap, this category is bussin fr fr.
God only really knows
horny little b*****d
I Cant Keep My Eyes Off You
I can't talk right now
killing myself laughing
I really don't f**king care
roll on the floor and laugh out loud
Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off out loud
rolling on the floor
roll on the ground laughing
see you at the party
The Most Mysterious Song on the Internet
The practice of texting while simultaneously urinating—a risky multitasking endeavor that may result in wet shoes or bathroom mishaps.
Someone with a head shape distinctly resembling an electric kettle—a brutally specific and unkind insult for particular cranial proportions.
Handheld electronic games (like Game Boy or Tiger Electronics) designed to keep your fingers busy and dopamine receptors firing. Basically portable addiction in a plastic case.
To leave abruptly or casually, usually without fanfare. The verbal equivalent of a quick exit stage left.
An acronym for 'Windows Down 55 mph'—the free air conditioning hack favored by drivers of older cars without functional AC systems. Roll down all the windows and drive fast; problem solved.
A verbal request to pause proceedings because something important needs immediate attention or clarification. A call for everyone to pump the brakes until a pressing matter is addressed.
A phonetically comedic attempt at British English pronunciation of 'governor'—what happens when British slang meets cartoonish caricature.
The slashed variant of 'jk'—technically the same acronym for 'just kidding,' just with more formatting flair for the pre-texting era.
A testicle, plain and simple. Usually discussed in the context of discomfort, injury, or other unpleasant situations involving the family jewels.
An acronym for a dismissive phrase meant to insult someone's intelligence or character. It's the lazy texter's way of telling someone off without the effort of full words.
A rude hand gesture made by raising the middle finger to express contempt, annoyance, or defiance toward someone. It's the universal nonverbal way to tell someone you're deeply unimpressed.
A person who expresses contempt toward LGBTQ+ individuals through derogatory comments, mockery, or discriminatory behavior, often rooted in bigotry and sometimes unresolved internal conflict. The verbal embodiment of intolerance.