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A family-friendly substitute for 'shit' when you want to curse without actually swearing. Perfect for when you need the emotional release of a profanity without getting in trouble.
When someone continuously bothers you, throws shade, or disrespects you from a distance. It's the metaphorical equivalent of someone getting under your skin repeatedly with negativity.
An overwhelmingly terrible smell, or the unfortunate talent for creating such a smell—it's the opposite of fresh and it announces itself before you do.
A fandom 'ship' (romantic pairing) between two characters or people that fans consider to be the ultimate couple—the phrase basically means 'this is the best relationship that could possibly exist in this universe.'
A legendary historical figure known for his absolutely insane commitment to filial piety—he literally ate his own eye after an arrow wound because his mother gave it to him. Peak badass energy from ancient China.
A digital equivalent of a physical Christmas stocking, typically an online collection or gift delivery of virtual items, digital currency, or online services given during the holiday season. It's what happens when tradition meets the internet and decides to go paperless.
Any recreational substance consumed in suburban America that has absolutely zero street credibility, making the whole 'thug' label utterly ridiculous and deeply ironic.
To be ghosted by someone you genuinely connected with on a dating app—named after the feeling of being mysteriously vanished on by someone who seemed perfect.
An obscure slang term meaning cool, awesome, or tight as hell. Part of the endless rotation of words that teenagers invent to describe things they like, this one never quite achieved mainstream status and remains wonderfully niche.
A playful raspberry sound made by blowing against someone's skin (usually the belly or cheek), producing that silly motorboat-like noise. A physical comedy move popularized by tickling parents everywhere.
A nonsensical exclamation expressing bewilderment or a complete loss for words when faced with an absurd or confusing situation.
To throw up the peace sign as a casual goodbye, or to leave a place/situation early, signaling departure with a two-fingered gesture.
A verbal request to pause proceedings because something important needs immediate attention or clarification. A call for everyone to pump the brakes until a pressing matter is addressed.
The slashed variant of 'jk'—technically the same acronym for 'just kidding,' just with more formatting flair for the pre-texting era.
A hickey (visible neck bruise) left by someone who subsequently breaks up with you via email the next day—a humiliating souvenir of poor romantic judgment. The ultimate embarrassment of being literally marked by your own bad taste.
An acronym for a dismissive phrase meant to insult someone's intelligence or character. It's the lazy texter's way of telling someone off without the effort of full words.
A playful or onomatopoetic term for a deer, mimicking the sound a deer makes, with 'moohi' serving as the plural form. Essentially the 'moo' sound applied to the wrong animal for comedic effect.
A petite girl sporting the early-2000s emo/scene aesthetic: impossibly tight skinny jeans, colorful eyeshadow in clashing shades, and often accessorized with quirky cartoon backpacks. Peak MySpace energy in human form.
Self-deprecating slang for someone who struggles with romantic or sexual success—short for 'Get No Bitches Association,' a humorous acknowledgment of chronic single status. It's the digital equivalent of a self-roast.
A humorous term for duct tape used as a quick-fix repair on vehicles, originating from Gastonia, North Carolina. When your bumper's hanging off and you need a solution that's 'good as new' (sort of), Gastonia Chrome is your friend.
A person who thinks quickly on their feet and exudes clever wit, especially when extracting themselves from difficult situations with style and intelligence. The kind of person who always has the perfect comeback ready.
Something interesting or compelling enough to deserve permanent ink on your body—the minimum bar for 'actually worth your money and lifetime commitment.' If it doesn't pass the tat worthy test, it's probably not worth your time either.
In Minecraft, when you get surrounded and absolutely demolished by a horde of hostile mobs (skeletons, creepers, zombies, etc.) all at once. It's a multiplayer defeat of the most embarrassing kind.
That panicked moment of uncertainty when nature calls in a public restroom and you can't remember if you locked the stall door, creating unnecessary anxiety about potential bathroom door interruptions.