Gastonia Chrome

Definition

A humorous term for duct tape used as a quick-fix repair on vehicles, originating from Gastonia, North Carolina. When your bumper's hanging off and you need a solution that's 'good as new' (sort of), Gastonia Chrome is your friend.

Example Usage

My truck's exhaust pipe was dragging so I patched it up with some Gastonia Chrome until I could get to a real mechanic.

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