tekchubby

Definition

The inexplicable rush of sexual arousal triggered by purchasing or using cutting-edge tech gadgets—because nothing says romance like new electronics and the smell of factory plastic.

Example Usage

When my new phone arrived, I had such a tekchubby unboxing it that I could barely open the box.

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