bork

Definition

Tech slang for when something is irreversibly broken, corrupted, or damaged beyond repair. Possibly derived from Swedish Chef speak or the verb "to break," it's become the playful way to announce catastrophic system failure. When your code is borked, it's not just broken—it's spectacularly, permanently ruined.

Example Usage

I tried updating the drivers and completely borked my graphics card—now nothing displays.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bork&defid=514)

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