fukitol

Definition

The imaginary prescription drug you mentally pop when life becomes absolutely unbearable—a humorous way to say 'screw everything' when work, money, family, or existence in general reaches critical mass.

Example Usage

After my fifth rejection letter, I took an imaginary FUKITOL and decided to not think about job hunting for a month.

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