Definition

An acronym for 'Annoying the Shit Out of Me'—the perfect shorthand for expressing maximum irritation when you can't be bothered spelling it all out. It's the text-speak equivalent of an exasperated eye roll.

Example Usage

These constant notifications are ASOM; I'm turning them all off.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ASOM&defid=4988309)

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