kondens

Definition

Good, well-styled hair that serves as a confidence boost—when your hair is looking fresh and fabulous, it can turn an otherwise terrible day into something slightly more bearable.

Example Usage

My day's going terribly, but at least my kondens is on point and making me feel like I can handle anything.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=kondens&defid=16958178)

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